Boob job?

JackBurton

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Any of the professional ladies here have a recommendation for the best breast augmentation surgeon in the city? Someone who has fantastic results, great bedside manner and excellent follow up care.one of my gfs is just starting to shop for her new pair, thought I'd ask the experts here on terb
 
A few friends went to see Frank Lista, his work is pretty damn good. :thumb:
 
Why?
I absolutely hate fakes.
They never feel right and you can always tell.
And why is it the chicks with the fakes are so proud of them. It wasn't a gift from nature. It's two sacks of questionable liquid that may cause health problems down the line.
Nipples at bad angles, skin stretched so tight they look like an inflamed tumours, scars, yada, yada, yada.
But then nobody's been able to explain tats, botox, etc. to me either.
If you feel that inadequate they have a thing they call the Falls around here. Go jump, the fishes are hungry.
 
Why?
I absolutely hate fakes.
They never feel right and you can always tell.
And why is it the chicks with the fakes are so proud of them. It wasn't a gift from nature. It's two sacks of questionable liquid that may cause health problems down the line.
Nipples at bad angles, skin stretched so tight they look like an inflamed tumours, scars, yada, yada, yada.
But then nobody's been able to explain tats, botox, etc. to me either.
If you feel that inadequate they have a thing they call the Falls around here. Go jump, the fishes are hungry.

just don't look at them.
 
Why?
I absolutely hate fakes.
They never feel right and you can always tell.
And why is it the chicks with the fakes are so proud of them. It wasn't a gift from nature. It's two sacks of questionable liquid that may cause health problems down the line.
Nipples at bad angles, skin stretched so tight they look like an inflamed tumours, scars, yada, yada, yada.
But then nobody's been able to explain tats, botox, etc. to me either.
If you feel that inadequate they have a thing they call the Falls around here. Go jump, the fishes are hungry.

just don't look at them.

Agreed.....more for us who like them to enjoy.

Besides, this thread is not about whether you like them or not....
 
That's right. None of my business why she wants them, but if she is then I want to help her with recommendations as to who is the best.
 
Have you seen Piper at Roommates? She has the best boob job I've ever seen. I'm not a fan of implants either but hers look and feel like the real thing. She could recommend the guy who did hers.
 
Dated a girl with a set of not terribly good fakes, simply too big for her. (overly large breasts... an oxymoron?) She was nonetheless of the view that they'd been done by a top surgeon.
Anyway, even though they had issues (felt unnaturally firm, had significant scarring on the underside where the implants had been inserted, the skin ws stretched almost balloon-like, etc.) she was still delighted by them and from my perspective they were quite spectacular. I wish they were here with me now, although other aspects of her being I am well rid of.
After a couple of years she became concerned about them and began sleeping with her bra on, which was a drag as i loved palming them when we spooned. But enough. My point is that even a less than perfect boob job can yield terrific results.
 
Any of the professional ladies here have a recommendation for the best breast augmentation surgeon in the city? Someone who has fantastic results, great bedside manner and excellent follow up care.one of my gfs is just starting to shop for her new pair, thought I'd ask the experts here on terb

I envy you.
 
Why?
I absolutely hate fakes.
They never feel right and you can always tell.
And why is it the chicks with the fakes are so proud of them. It wasn't a gift from nature. It's two sacks of questionable liquid that may cause health problems down the line.
Nipples at bad angles, skin stretched so tight they look like an inflamed tumours, scars, yada, yada, yada.

But then nobody's been able to explain tats, botox, etc. to me either.
If you feel that inadequate they have a thing they call the Falls around here. Go jump, the fishes are hungry.

I feel the same way and they typically look better covered up, so what's the point. The exception being if it's for medical reasons.

Have you ever seen what fake ones look like as women age?

Botched+Boob+Job.jpg
 
Love fake tits even the bad ones. NOM NOM NOM

Sorry I have nothing to add other than that comment to combat the negativity.
 
Hey Jack Burton,
Any updates? Did you GF pursue getting an upgrade? Do tell!

Yours sincerely,
Enhanced Boobs Fan
 
Give us some pictures so we can see if she really needs them.
We can even do a poll for you, because we care.
 
I'm 100% fine with small tits. A cup, nice B cup, it's all good. The only time I would ever council a woman to go for breast augmentation is if she had saggers. Sometimes it's heredity, or age, or having nursed a couple of kids. Whatever. A good surgeon can correct all of that. I'm down for that.

BTW, has anyone seen the new documentary about Kurt Cobain "Montage of Heck"? I just started watching it and they had one of his old girl friends on there. She's scary enough to make the train take the dirt road. Has to weigh 300 pounds and has the most ENORMOUS Hungarian grandmother tits I've ever seen in my life. Fucking frightening. She would be an excellent candidate for breast REDUCTION. (After she lost 200 pounds.)

Check out minute 45

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjZ28u7KLK8
 
I feel the same way and they typically look better covered up, so what's the point. The exception being if it's for medical reasons.

Have you ever seen what fake ones look like as women age?

Botched+Boob+Job.jpg

I dont know about this chic, but mine are holding up well. I think it's about finding and researching for a good doctor. I agree with MPsquared

xo