Best Toronto Dive Bars for Getting Laid?

[probyn]

Are there any Dive Bars in Toronto where you find it easy to get laid?

I am not looking for a high-class bar but a Dive in which the staff and/or patrons are a bit sketchy, which may turn me on.

With the internet now, I guess there will be fewer hookers in these bars than in the past, but there may be loose girls.

I was also wondering about Kramer's Bar near Yonge and Davisville. Has anyone been there?

Are there any war stories?

 

[franci]

A dive bar at Yonge and Davisville? Doesn't seem right for that area.

 

[Tinmachine]

Are there any Dive Bars in Toronto where you find it easy to get laid?

I am not looking for a high-class bar but a Dive in which the staff and/or patrons are a bit sketchy, which may turn me on.

With the internet now, I guess there will be fewer hookers in these bars than in the past, but there may be loose girls.

I was also wondering about Kramer's Bar near Yonge and Davisville. Has anyone been there?

Are there any war stories?

Is this 1985? Lol.
In all fairness, I remember the Valhalla Inn off 427 late 90s early 2000s. Buddy of mine called it "old hoe's lounge" . Personally got lucky there but only with the help of swingers sites at the time. Would roundevous there and have group sex in the room upstairs

 

[xix]

Is this 1985? Lol.
In all fairness, I remember the Valhalla Inn off 427 late 90s early 2000s. Buddy of mine called it "old hoe's lounge" . Personally got lucky there but only with the help of swingers sites at the time. Would roundevous there and have group sex in the room upstairs

I remember hearing about that. At same time alot of cities had bars like that also.
After 2015 that may have changed because of dating apps or social media.

 

[Tinmachine]

I remember hearing about that. At same time alot of cities had bars like that also.
After 2015 that may have changed because of dating apps or social media.

I must correct myself in case of a little misunderstanding, we didn't have group sex in a room upstairs in the bar itself but the hotel rooms attached to it. The bar was in the basement and the hotel upstairs.

 

[IM469]

Are there any Dive Bars in Toronto where you find it easy to get laid?

I am not looking for a high-class bar but a Dive in which the staff and/or patrons are a bit sketchy, which may turn me on.

With the internet now, I guess there will be fewer hookers in these bars than in the past, but there may be loose girls.

You don't need to go in them - just wander by at closing time:


There are plenty of alternatives in Toronto, why lick the bottom of the barrel ? I would rather rub one out than fuck some diseased pussy.

 

[franci]

I remember many years ago The Jolly Miller was jammed with college/university girls. It was pretty easy to go home with one. Totally different atmosphere now that it's The Miller Tavern.

If you were into milfs. Earls Tin Palace was the place. Full of divorced milfs looking for fun.

Sadly those days are gone. If you're younger hit up, King west, Queen west, and Ossington area bars. But, it's a young man's game.

 

[tml]

Since we are reminiscing, I recall back in the mid 1980's hearing that Quinn's on the Danforth was a place that qualified for this. Also, I recall TERB members in other threads talking about a place at Mount Pleasant and Eglinton, Chicken n' something, can't remember the name.

 

[Dong Joe]

Crocodile Rock was a great pick up bar and party spot! Sadly closed in 2020 due to the pandemic.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Once in the late 80's I left the Beverly Tavern on Queen West with a young lady, and spent the night at her apartment. I have astigmatism, and I can't see anything clearly that's more than about two or three feet in front of my face, but my eyesight is improving slightly as I get older, because the natural changes which occur with age often improve this hereditary condition.

In the morning, I got up to take a leak, and I was standing in front of the toilet, and nothing was coming out. After a few seconds, I started to feel a mild warmth, but still nothing came out, so I was on the verge of panic mode. I'm imagining what kind of bizarre STIs this chick might have had. Going through my mind: 'It doesn't hurt. It should hurt. Why doesn't it hurt? This isn't fair, I took precautions. I'm sorry Jesus! Please let me pee!'

As it turned out, I had forgotten to take the condom off, I couldn't see it, and I was peeing into it.

 

[opieshuffle]

Since we are reminiscing, I recall back in the mid 1980's hearing that Quinn's on the Danforth was a place that qualified for this. Also, I recall TERB members in other threads talking about a place at Mount Pleasant and Eglinton, Chicken n' something, can't remember the name.

Chick N Deli

 

[SchlongConery]

Are there any Dive Bars in Toronto where you find it easy to get laid?

I am not looking for a high-class bar but a Dive in which the staff and/or patrons are a bit sketchy, which may turn me on.

With the internet now, I guess there will be fewer hookers in these bars than in the past, but there may be loose girls.

I was also wondering about Kramer's Bar near Yonge and Davisville. Has anyone been there?

Are there any war stories?

I remember many years ago The Jolly Miller was jammed with college/university girls. It was pretty easy to go home with one. Totally different atmosphere now that it's The Miller Tavern.

If you were into milfs. Earls Tin Palace was the place. Full of divorced milfs looking for fun.

Sadly those days are gone. If you're younger hit up, King west, Queen west, and Ossington area bars. But, it's a young man's game.

Is this 1985? Lol.
In all fairness, I remember the Valhalla Inn off 427 late 90s early 2000s. Buddy of mine called it "old hoe's lounge" . Personally got lucky there but only with the help of swingers sites at the time. Would roundevous there and have group sex in the room upstairs

Since we are reminiscing, I recall back in the mid 1980's hearing that Quinn's on the Danforth was a place that qualified for this. Also, I recall TERB members in other threads talking about a place at Mount Pleasant and Eglinton, Chicken n' something, can't remember the name.

 

[probyn]

.Sadly those days are gone. If you're younger hit up, King west, Queen west, and Ossington area bars. But, it's a young man's game.

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

There used to be a really good pickup bar inside the Chelsea Hotel on Gerrard West, but the pandemic closed it down.
You'd see lots of hot chicks there, plus the occassional airline stewardess looking to get laid.
Ah, the good old times

 

[GeeBee]

There used to be a really good pickup bar inside the Chelsea Hotel on Gerrard West, but the pandemic closed it down.
You'd see lots of hot chicks there, plus the occassional airline stewardess looking to get laid.
Ah, the good old times

A lot of traveling SP’s used to use the Chelsea as an incall, so many of those hot chicks had a room upstairs ready and waiting

 

[Zipperpants]

Dating apps pretty much killed this and the pandemic added the double murder. Spots I used to know either closed down or are now dead and got new owners.

I know it says dive bars but I have to say stay away from moxies, jack astors and those franchise places. I find that they have turned into family and friends meet up spots now.

I have found that dive bars near rental apartments and or subway stations to be the better bet to meet women who are into hook ups. The bars in the suburbs like Richmond hill etc tend to mostly get bitter divorced women who just get plastered and complain about their ex.

Have heard Whitby and Oshawa are good if you are not picky lol

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

This is a pretty good list

100 places to pick up in Toronto

Places to pick up in Toronto are full of possibility, if you know where to look. While the scene in Toronto can seem daunting at first, this list should help

www.toronto.com

 

[xix]

This is a pretty good list

100 places to pick up in Toronto

Places to pick up in Toronto are full of possibility, if you know where to look. While the scene in Toronto can seem daunting at first, this list should help

www.toronto.com

Any body tried to see if the list is real?

 

[underground]

I must correct myself in case of a little misunderstanding, we didn't have group sex in a room upstairs in the bar itself but the hotel rooms attached to it. The bar was in the basement and the hotel upstairs.

I think it was called the Mermaid Lounge. Was cougar bait there a couple of times when I was 19 haha

 

[underground]

Brydens Pub at Bloor & Jane is a place where the drinks flow and the females like to unwind. It is also somewhat of an "industry " spot so
you will see servers and bartenders from other places enjoying drinks and the relaxed vibe. It could be classed as a dive bar and the staff are
cool with patrons getting their drink on. I have had success there and Jane Subway is right across the street. Check it out before the whole block
is demolished and another anonymous glass box with tiny dwellings goes in.