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well, this seems to work for me - what do you all think?

If you are single, then anytime! it doesnt really matter...

However, if not single, I find that the best (read - safest) time to see an SP is the day after sex with your SO. We all know about - and maybe watch - shows like CSI, Law & Order, etc - that have everybody thinking like a forensic expert. Seeing an SP? Watch out for trace evidence! One of the biggest risks of getting caught by the SO are things like little marks (bites, scratches, pinch marks, whatever) and smells that just dont go away quickly (do you DATY?). However, if you take your SP holiday the day after, anything like this is easily pegged on the night before ("gee, that must have been you honey"). Plus, you satisfy the SO so she isnt suspicious of going "off campus" for your treats.

So much thought and effort put into successful deception :)
 
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Dude, if I was intimate with my SO - there would be little reason to see the SP........
 
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Lightbright said:
well, this seems to work for me - what do you all think?

If you are single, then anytime! it doesnt really matter...

However, if not single, I find that the best (read - safest) time to see an SP is the day after sex with your SO. We all know about - and maybe watch - shows like CSI, Law & Order, etc - that have everybody thinking like a forensic expert. Seeing an SP? Watch out for trace evidence! One of the biggest risks of getting caught by the SO are things like little marks (bites, scratches, pinch marks, whatever) and smells that just dont go away quickly (do you DATY?). However, if you take your SP holiday the day after, anything like this is easily pegged on the night before ("gee, that must have been you honey"). Plus, you satisfy the SO so she isnt suspicious of going "off campus" for your treats.

So much thought and effort put into successful deception :)
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One thing tho what if you have not had sex (not on my part) with you SO for 9 years then what do you do????
I keep trying but nothing...
So now i hobby
 
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She must be a fantastic cook, great at home repairs and fetches you drinks, otherwise I wouldn't stay.
 
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massman said:
Dude, if I was intimate with my SO - there would be little reason to see the SP........
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Ah, but this is not necesasrily so. To address the quoted statement - quite simple. Going for the SP is not always 'cause you arent getting it anywhere else. Could be you want some variety - do you have the same thing for dinner every night? Or maybe there is some stuff that you just cant get at home and have to go out to find. If the boat is sailing, a little bit of strategy can keep it from rocking.

As far as the "if" part, this addresses the bunch of folks who just aren't getting it at home. So, if your woman just doesnt do it for you anymore for some reason (looks, attitude, interest, whatever) then you gotta do what you gotta do. That is that - simple.

Or maybe you want to but your woman doesnt. If you have tried to figure out why with no success, hopefully there are enough hobbies so that time together is not too painful. No doubt, this too is reason enough to venture out into SP-land. In fact, it should be with permission, cause she is probably doing the same thing!
 
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The wife of a friend of mine found a pair of panties under the bed at their cottage. (they belonged to a rather famous SP) My friend is a quick thinking bastard, his response was: "Honey, they are mine". She bought it and now he has to keep up the lie that he's a closet cross-dresser!! She thinks its great that he could be so honest with her. Im so glad Im single!
 
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u4parts said:
One thing tho what if you have not had sex (not on my part) with you SO for 9 years then what do you do????
I keep trying but nothing...
So now i hobby
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9 years??? So, why are still together? I would go nuts after a few days. After 1 week I am getting grumpy. I am sure she has figured out something.
 
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Worf said:
9 years??? So, why are still together? I would go nuts after a few days. After 1 week I am getting grumpy. I am sure she has figured out something.
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I do it for the kids.... i have two very beauiful Girls...:)
 
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u4parts said:
One thing tho what if you have not had sex (not on my part) with you SO for 9 years then what do you do????
I keep trying but nothing...
So now i hobby
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Divorce her. Why keep dead meat in the house, unless she has a good paycheck.
 
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u4parts said:
I do it for the kids.... i have two very beauiful Girls...:)
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I posted the other one before I saw this one. Still that is not the best reason to stay. What would she do if she found out you saw an sp. My guess, you'd be out the door and she would take you to the cleaners.
 
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Just think, what if your wife tells your daughters that daddy's been sleeping around with sp's? :eek:
 
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u4parts said:
One thing tho what if you have not had sex (not on my part) with you SO for 9 years then what do you do????
I keep trying but nothing...
So now i hobby
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u4parts.... Have you tried just out right asking her why she neglects your needs? I'm curious what she would say that would justify neglecting you sexually for 9 yrs.
 
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Getting caught sleeping with another woman is one thing. Paying for it as well might drive the wife insane. But then again she might not say anything since she hasn't been putting out.
 
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Mongrel4u said:
u4parts.... Have you tried just out right asking her why she neglects your needs? I'm curious what she would say that would justify neglecting you sexually for 9 yrs.
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I used to know a guy whose wife wouldn't let him touch her for years. She said after having kids, twins, she wasn't interested in sex anymore. Once the twins were 16 they split up. Found out later it was because she couldn't stand having sex with a drunk. My buddy drank all the time and that's why we are no longer in contact.
 
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Mr. Piggy said:
I used to know a guy whose wife wouldn't let him touch her for years. She said after having kids, twins, she wasn't interested in sex anymore. Once the twins were 16 they split up. Found out later it was because she couldn't stand having sex with a drunk. My buddy drank all the time and that's why we are no longer in contact.
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all of that could have been avoided if she was honest with the guy....and they call us liars :rolleyes:
 
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Between a rock and a hard place
If I DATY I just stop at the drive thru for a whopper and extra onions on the way home. Great camoflage and an extra treat after the treat :). For you health concious cheaters -- peaches or apples work equally well.
 
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Toroz said:
Oh Man...can I empathize!!! I also have two beautiful girls! You know what, I thought the same thing as you for years....my recent experience is teaching me very quickly that kids will adapt and accept you for who you are if you level with them. My 17yo daughter & I had a really long conversation today and she is very accepting of things now that we have talked and I could explain my side to her...how cool is that...I'm on cloud f'ing nine after that tonight....u4parts...if you're not happy, make the change sooner rather than later....seriously! :)
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Now what about the other daughter?
 
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