Best stool softeners?

[wazup]

Thanks to all who participated, and a special thanks to the recent pharmaceutical grad who worked nights at shoppers a few nights ago, plumbing is back working again.

May this thread live on forever and help others in need.

 

[danmand]

Methink the terb members are getting older.

 

[SchlongConery]

Methink the terb members are getting older.

No shit?

 

[Mr Bret]

Thanks to all who participated, and a special thanks to the recent pharmaceutical grad who worked nights at shoppers a few nights ago, plumbing is back working again.

May this thread live on forever and help others in need.

What was your final solution?

 

[lurkerdick]

what's wrong with shitting bricks?

 

[Mazzi]

Stick a glycerine suppository up there, and take some PicoLax (ask for it at the drug counter, its not prescription, but kept behind the counter)
You'll have a full clean out within a few hours.

Then keep up a diet with fibre and drink water so you dont get pluged up again.

 

[gww]

No shit?

Apparently he fixed the problem so probably lots of shit coming now.

 

[buttercup]

Maybe mc Donalds is an option also.

The word is that you will get the same nutritive benefit, whether you throw the McDonalds meal straight down the lavatory, or you eat it.

 

[K Douglas]

Anyone have any fast acting advice?

An extra cushion perhaps?

 

[Insidious Von]

Maybe mc Donalds is an option also.

A coupla slices of Farthole Pizza (3 for 1) will open up the sluice wide.

But I agree with HobbyHorse, where's the decorum to this thread. Bloody Catholics!

 

[Goober's Mom]

Goobers dick?

This works, believe you me.