Best stool softeners?

[wazup]

Anyone have any fast acting advice?

 

[fisherm]

May not be fast acting but go natural ... lots of fibre and prunes

 

[whynot888]

Chinese herbs will definately make it soft.

 

[HobbyHorse]

Does your contract oblige you to post every day without regard to taste or general relevance?
Ask a pharmacist for God's sake.

 

[justfor]

For immediate result, the best is to use Glycerin suppositories. Glycerin belongs to a class of drugs known as hyperosmotic laxatives. It works by drawing water into the intestines. This effect usually results in a bowel movement within 15 to 60 minutes. You might have to fight the urge to go right after inserting, but the longer you wait, the smoother and softer your stool will become.

http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-56185/adult-suppositories-rectal/details

 

[Mr Bret]

Dulcolax.

 

[SchlongConery]

For immediate result, the best is to use Glycerin suppositories. Glycerin belongs to a class of drugs known as hyperosmotic laxatives. It works by drawing water into the intestines. This effect usually results in a bowel movement within 15 to 60 minutes. You might have to fight the urge to go right after inserting, but the longer you wait, the smoother and softer your stool will become.

http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-56185/adult-suppositories-rectal/details

For an even more immediate result, a stimulant laxative containing bisocodyl or senna will clear you right out!

Use the glycerin one first to lube up!

 

[wazup]

Maybe mc Donalds is an option also.

 

[onthebottom]

Maybe mc Donalds is an option also.

White Castle for the express train.

Had knee surgery 2 years ago, the painkillers they gave me had a painful side effect. I think I'd rather have the knee pain.

 

[Kirby2006]

Use a pillow if your stool isn't padded. If it's a medical issue, see above posts.

 

[Conway_Stewart]

If all else fails...

 

[Conway_Stewart]

This shit will work for sure!

Don't. Be. A. Pussy.

 

[explorerzip]

Make sure you're getting enough water while you're at it.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

The 6:15 is on time every day for me. Yogurt can get things going. It can also cure execution grade farts.

 

[las venganza]

Use a pillow if your stool isn't padded. If it's a medical issue, see above posts.

lmao

 

[Jeffrey93]

If only I had a dollar for every time I was asked about stool softeners.....

 

[FTWWTF]

Carter's works for me.

 

[scdave2003]

Goobers dick?

 

[SexyFriendsTO]

Anyone have any fast acting advice?

Try Metamucil.

 

[gww]

Taco bell does the trick every time