For an even more immediate result, a stimulant laxative containing bisocodyl or senna will clear you right out!For immediate result, the best is to use Glycerin suppositories. Glycerin belongs to a class of drugs known as hyperosmotic laxatives. It works by drawing water into the intestines. This effect usually results in a bowel movement within 15 to 60 minutes. You might have to fight the urge to go right after inserting, but the longer you wait, the smoother and softer your stool will become.
http://www.webmd.com/drugs/2/drug-56185/adult-suppositories-rectal/details
White Castle for the express train.Maybe mc Donalds is an option also.
lmaoUse a pillow if your stool isn't padded. If it's a medical issue, see above posts.