Best Country Music Line

[onthebottom]

For a long time my favorite line was:

My wife left in my brand new pickup and I sure will miss it

But a couple of weeks ago:

I'm not as good as I once was but once I'm as good as I ever was

LOL - a one SOG special.

OTB

 

[Garrett]

She got the goldmine... I got the shaft.

 

[shack]

"An empty bottle, a broken heart and you're still on my mind."

 

[Stymie]

Shania

whose bed, have your boots been under

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Are you drinkin with me jesus?

Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus? (courtesy of Sylvester)

the song contains the truly touching lyrics:

"Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes...
Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here...
I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?"

 

[WhaWhaWha]

If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all...

It's been lonesome on the saddle since my horse died...

If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It All on You

I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond and She Clubbed Me With a Spade

Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears

I Would Have Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck




Has anyone every listened to red Sovine's Teddy bear --all the way through?
The most pathetic tear jerker ever written. But some of the lines are just funny. e.g. "Well, you better believe I took my turn at riding Teddy Bear"
http://www.lyricsxp.com/lyrics/t/teddy_bear_red_sovine.html

 

[zydeco]

Take this job and shove it.

 

[Bopper2]

Gonna build me a bar in the back of my car,
And drive myself to drink.

 

[Marbles]

I'm Gonna Miss Her

Well I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

Now there's a chance that if I hurry
I could beg her to stay
But that water's right
And the weather's perfect
No tellin' what I might catch today

Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
And I'm sittin' in the sun
I'm sure it'll hit me
When I walk through that door tonight
That I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
Oh, lookie there, I've got a bite

 

[Guy Lafleuer]

" I'm going to hire a wino to decorate my home, so you won't have to leave here, and you won't have to roam "

" Whiskey river don't run dry .... "

Guy

 

[shakenbake]

Not much of a country line as a blues line

Another horse has been kickin' in your stall.

 

[ITHAAPUDDYTAT]

zappa country

I'm harder then your husband everyday.

 

[ricflairjuniour]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

 

[dj1470]

Little Texas, 1989

"I like my women a little on the trashy side"

 

[Radar_Scarb]

How can I miss ya when you won't go away?

 

[BiggieE]

Little Texas, 1989

"I like my women a little on the trashy side"

That's actually Confederate Railroad..

 

[ducttape]

That's actually Confederate Railroad..

Darn right (see sig...)

 

[Speedo]

"I'd give a dollar for a dime to put in this pay phone and make the call that brings you back to me."

(Obviously an oldie...)

 

[connexxxions]

"A Little Less Talk And A Lot More Action"..

 

[goodtime]

Live like you were dying

Don't give up...Don't fight it...Don't argue...to say I'm sorry...

These boots are made for walking