Best compliment you ever got?

[Tempted Monk]

In any situation, there is always something positive. And sometimes it is absolutely unexpected...
911 Ambulance car. Gorgeous girl - paramedic called dispatcher to report who would be delivered: "Male," - looked at me - "early forties ..."
Hmm... If such a woman (and health professional) identifies me as "early forties", life is still not so bad!
Just told her that I already felt better after that call Lol!

 

[lucky lucas]

"You're a fucking PORNSTAR"

Then again let's be realistic, I'm sure every guy here has received similar comment AND has that PERFECT cock AND knows how to please the ladies AND makes ladies squirt and have multiple orgasms aaaand ..... Those comments from the ladies are great for the ego and cause for that stupid smile on your face after session.

LL

 

[WoodPeckr]

Some memorable compliments received in the past.

Wow you know what your doing.

You eat pussy like a lesbian.

Got this one a month ago after getting another compliment from a MPA who said you know what your doing. Told her another lady said I eat pussy like a lesbian. She responded NO she was wrong.... you eat pussy better than a lesbian.

 

[eagle1man]

One of my favourite compliments was after my first time with this hot 40 year old MILF during our second date. Beautiful blonde with a banging body. Amazingly passionate encounter. As we stand up and embrace, she looks intensely at me, with tossled hair and a naughty smile and said, "You can fuck me anytime you want." With a smirk she turns and I am like, "Wow" as I watch her naked hotness walk towards the bathroom. Now that was a compliment! :rockon:

 

[Nesbot]

"Oh my... good thing I brought some magnums!"

:drum:

I got "I don't have any Magnums so it probably won't fit". That felt pretty good. Until she put it on and ofcourse...it didnt fit and I was out of luck.

 

[buttercup]

lady: "I've just realized why the knob-end of your penis is so purple and shiny."
me: "Oh, ah -- why?"
lady: "It's to warn low-flying aircraft."

 

[icespot]

I had the same complement from two women. The first time I heard it I didn't know what to think, my manhood was a little like WTF??

When the second woman said it, I had her explaine it, because my manhood was really like WTF.

Years appart they both said, "You make love like a woman"
Best complement ever.

 

[massman]

"You have the perfect cock for Greek"

(Lol)

 

[pussyluver]

Top 3 compliments would have to be...

"I wish I was seeing you at the end of my shift, not the beginning. The rest of the day is going to be a let down now. "

" come over and fuck me... I'm horny... No charge! "

" just because I'm leaving the industry doesn't mean we can't stay in touch and see each other." we did stay in touch and occasionally see each other and it's awesome!

 

[Funk#49]

"Holster that weapon, will ya?"

 

[massman]

On a more serious note
"You ARE going to call me again, next time you are in town, right??"

That's always nice.

 

[bandit2238]

"Where have you been all my life"

 

[bolt.upright]

Originally Posted by Jacklyn7:

"Listen to bolt, that is a man who knows how to kiss.... "

 

[MissCroft]

You eat pussy like a lesbian................Told her another lady said I eat pussy like a lesbian. She responded NO she was wrong.... you eat pussy better than a lesbian.

I find that lesbians aren't very good at it. Too rough.

 

[massman]

I find that lesbians aren't very good at it. Too rough.

Lol. Who knew? This is why I love terb. So educational!

 

[Baller Time]

"Put some ripped jeans on you and you could be in a boy band!"

"You look good in that style of under wear, not many guys can pull that off"

"I'm not suppose to say this but, I think you're super cool!"

Agency SP told me that they had some nick name for some of their clients, she told me that mine was "Pretty Boy ------", because I was the most attractive facially.

I have some questions about this.

1. Assuming you are a full grown man, is being mistaken for a boy band member a good thing unless you can fool some bimbo and get a round of scully on the house?

2. What kind of underwear were you wearing?

3. Why would an MPA not supposed to tell you you're super cool? Should she tell you that you smell like cabbage?

 

[Companions]

"You're too pretty/smart to do this."...oh wait, that's quite possibly the worst "compliment" I often get.

Ew. I got that a lot too.

My best compliment ever was "you're okay". I used to live by a big park and this little kid was scared by thunder; everyone there was trying to help him feel better but he was frantic and running around. He crawled into my lap and claimed that I was suitable. Or I'm "okay".

 

[Romanov]

There's one particular MP that I've seen a few times who would often say things like "seeing you was the highlight of my night" or how I'm her favourite client, blah, blah, blah. I figured that it's nice to hear but she doesn't mean it. It's all part of the job of course. Then at the Xmas party she gave me 3 free door passes of her stack of 5. I was suddenly awestruck realizing that she's serious.

I gotta also love when an MP keeps me in the room a little long and the receptionist turns a blind eye. A double compliment.

I also love when the MP was not expecting to see me and her face lights up when she walks in the room and recognizes me. It's that look of "Oh I'm so glad to see you, I would love to cuddle with you play with my kitty"

 

[ultistar]

There was a regular MPA I used to see, we did all the extras BJ, FS. And she always told me I was the only one.

Finally asked "am I really the only one?"

She said no, she was just trying make me feel good

 

[MzBhavin]

My best hobby-related complement was being voted TERB Poster Of The Year by my fellow terbites.

Funny how auto spell check keeps wanting to change terbites to termites.