Besides paying for it, what’s the easiest way you’ve gotten laid ;)

[Ceiling Cat]

My gut reaction to this particular post :

By your own admission, these are paid admirers. I think the question is how to get laid without money or personal experiences that got the desired goal without paying.

Sample: I picked a woman in a bar and invited her for a drink. I talked about myself until she passed out from boredom and then screwed her.

Do you doubt that I have ability to pick stocks? Ask Phil C. McNasty he will curse and jump up and down but he will not deny my abilities. Check out the old stock picking thread. I like to run circles around U-man and kick his ass every time I orbit him. Just go by my previous picks and you will see that I can enhance the wealth of my lady friends. Trust me, women admire this ability that a man has. My ladies take me out for diner, and on vacations. They bring back cigars for me from Cuba. They get me nice bottles of booze for special occasions, some of which I am too cheap to buy for myself. It is nice to be a pampered kitty.

https://terb.cc/xenforo/threads/18k-profit-so-far.735789/

Post #196, 197, 198, 200, 212, 236, 244, 267.

These are not bored housewives that are just doing their duty, or the bored lump laying there for you to get it over with. These are eager to please career women that appreciate my abilities.

 

[LovelyEnvy]

Nice very kind of you , who was better

The first lol he made me squirt haha

 

[IM469]

Do you doubt that I have ability to pick stocks?

Frankly I don't care. I was curious about how you get strange pussy without increasing the wealth of the woman which I thought was the intent of this thread.

If your method to get laid is to buy the girl a drink, pull out financial stock sheets and using a thick gold sharpie talk about your market brilliance - truthfully I never thought of that approach.

 

[kherg007]

Ex gf rings up "what are you doing? Wanna come over?"

 

[Mandalorian]

I once told this girl i liked that I knew how to cut women’s hair (I didn’t and was 100% bullshitting). She came over to let me give her a trim. Of course she didn’t want to get hair all over her sweater so she took it off and I totally winged it and gave her a very nice trim and style with her in her bra only. Afterwards I told her she should take a shower to wet her hair which would allow me to make sure her bangs were even and we ended up having an incredible romp all night.

 

[Leimonis]

I randomly saw a woman in a bar who I knew as a colleague of a stripper I have been doing at the time. She was pushed into a corner and threatened by some guy who accused her of introducing his gf to coke. I stepped in and said tha tthe girl was with me and the guy didn't have the guts to fight me and backed off. I would probably have lost that fight but I was high and bluffed my way through it. In half an hour we were smoking weed at my place. I was 36, she was 19. Good times.

 

[wigglee]

Touring in rock bands in the 70's

 

[MarcoHardOnFire]

First year university; chick invited me to her room to help study chemistry. Get there open the book, she says she’s pissed off at her current boyfriend for not paying enough attention to her and wants to fuck someone else as a way of getting back at him. Asks if I’d like to help, I say yes, she stands up, slips off her pants and panties, then gets on the bed for doggy position. I ask if she has a rubber, she says, “No, just fuck me”, so I did. It wasn’t my best performance ever; I was 19, hadn’t been bare in a woman before and hadn’t cum for a few days. What I lacked is staying power I made up for in volume … left quite a mess We got dressed and proceeded to review organic nomenclature for an hour. She never did quite get the hang of nomenclature, asked for help a few more times, never fucked me again, never mentioned what happened and eventually dropped out.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Touring in rock bands in the 70's

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Frankly I don't care. I was curious about how you get strange pussy without increasing the wealth of the woman which I thought was the intent of this thread.

If your method to get laid is to buy the girl a drink, pull out financial stock sheets and using a thick gold sharpie talk about your market brilliance - truthfully I never thought of that approach.

I would never try to pick up a woman in a bar by telling her or even demonstrating to her that I have the ability to achieve on the markets. Most women will see that as a pick up line. Like telling her you have a Porsche but it is at home because you drive the Toyota when you are out drinking. I have a friend that has extraordinary abilities on the stock market and picks up women like that. It does not work often, but when it does he seems to pick up clingy women or gold diggers that want the good life of extravagance and leisure. As I have said, my reputation precedes me. When women approach me at a social gathering they have an interest in my methods. They ask me how I achieve on the markets. I tell them it is a combination of methods that many people use, but all the methods are evaluated into two groups of do's and don'ts. The do's are used only at specific times and situations. If they refrained from the don'ts they will save themselves from being set back from loss of time and money. The other ingredient is great diligence in watching the situation as it progresses. Most people jump into a stock not knowing if it is good or bad, even if it is a good stock not knowing if it is high or low.

The ladies that I am interested in have to be middle management or higher, so they have an appearance to keep up with their level of responsibility when dealing with clients or the public. They have savings to invest but in the past have had some gains and losses on the market or have gone the way of moderate returns of exchange traded funds. How impressed are they when they see their investments appreciate multifold from the information I can give them. I can do this without spending any additional time when I am already doing this for myself. I am clear from the start that I prefer a no obligation situation.

My friend that picks up women at parties or at bars gets the no brain, no savings, in debt slutskys that expect him to fund their investments. The one he has found now drives a mid level Lexus but wants to drive a high end Mercedes or Porsche. She wanted to buy property a year ago but the banks would not give her a loan, so she is not credit worthy. If he tries to exit the relationship she might not want to allow him to do so since her "caviar wishes and champagne dreams" will vaporize with him.

 

[Fun For All]

Bosses wife years ago, at a national sales meeting. No real conversation one drink and a 2 hr roll, I felt so used after

I can think of a couple of bosses who's wives I'd bang or let them give me a blow job, just to stick it too my boss.

 

[BloweyJoey]

A couple times back in university it was as easy as just meeting a girl at a party, talking and dancing and then bringing them back to dorm. Usually much easier if you knew them a bit beforehand though, like you might have talked to them 5 mins before at another party.

In more recent times, there's some easy dating app hookups. Most girls will make you talk to them for a week or more, and be flaky about meeting up, or want multiple real dates. Last one I first talked to at 3pm before her shift, she finished work at 1am and came over with some drinks and in less than half an hour we were having sex.

 

[IM469]

The ladies that I am interested in have to be middle management or higher, so they have an appearance to keep up with their level of responsibility when dealing with clients or the public. They have savings to invest but in the past have had some gains and losses on the market or have gone the way of moderate returns of exchange traded funds.

Wow ! You certainly pickup detailed information from the phrase 'Hi, my name is ...'

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Wow ! You certainly pickup detailed information from the phrase 'Hi, my name is ...'

Not quite that fast, I act the disinterested kitty at first.

 

[Dirkpit]

My gut reaction to this particular post :

By your own admission, these are paid admirers. I think the question is how to get laid without money or personal experiences that got the desired goal without paying.

Sample: I picked a woman in a bar and invited her for a drink. I talked about myself until she passed out from boredom and then screwed her.

When I first signed up for Plenty of Fish years back, I ended up having sex on my first date. It was probably one of the worst experiences I've ever had.

Another time was with someone I met through Craigslist Casual Encounters. We both got absolutely hammered and ended up back at her place. The sex must have been good, or at least decent, because we hooked up again the next weekend.

Then there was the time I was at a gig during either Canadian Music Week or North by Northeast, I can't remember, where a woman came up to me and struck up a conversation. We ended up spending the night hanging out together and because I was an idiot who didn't pick up on obvious signals, I missed a chance to get laid. Or, I'm ending this story with, "And that's how I met my ex-wife."

My gut reaction to this particular post :

By your own admission, these are paid admirers. I think the question is how to get laid without money or personal experiences that got the desired goal without paying.

Sample: I picked a woman in a bar and invited her for a drink. I talked about myself until she passed out from boredom and then screwed her.

I think bubbles just has an active imagination.

 

[SexB]

I think bubbles just has an active imagination.

So, that's why I said that one experience was terrible and humiliating, the other was basically a drunken one night stand and I missed obvious signals that cost me getting laid?

If this was some masturbatory fantasy, don't you think I would have said that I had fucked like a porn star and left the women begging for more as opposed to slinking out of the PoF date's place feeling utterly humiliated and going home the night of the show and realizing later that I had missed glaringly obvious signals?

 

[Dirkpit]

So, that's why I said that one experience was terrible and humiliating, the other was basically a drunken one night stand and I missed obvious signals that cost me getting laid?

If this was some masturbatory fantasy, don't you think I would have said that I had fucked like a porn star and left the women begging for more as opposed to slinking out of the PoF date's place feeling utterly humiliated and going home the night of the show and realizing later that I had missed glaringly obvious signals?

Sorry, I was referring to the guy obsessed with cats that said his stock market genius gets him laid. Sounded like bubbles from the trailer park was talking.

 

[johnd5050]

When I first signed up for Plenty of Fish years back, I ended up having sex on my first date. It was probably one of the worst experiences I've ever had.

Another time was with someone I met through Craigslist Casual Encounters. We both got absolutely hammered and ended up back at her place. The sex must have been good, or at least decent, because we hooked up again the next weekend.

Then there was the time I was at a gig during either Canadian Music Week or North by Northeast, I can't remember, where a woman came up to me and struck up a conversation. We ended up spending the night hanging out together and because I was an idiot who didn't pick up on obvious signals, I missed a chance to get laid. Or, I'm ending this story with, "And that's how I met my ex-wife."

POF and CCE was several years back. Both sites had a fair share of weird women.

 

[SexB]

POF and CCE was several years back. Both sites had a fair share of weird women.

I would have loved to have given Tinder a try but from what I've heard, it's a complete waste of time now.

 

[y2kmark]

Adopt a puppy, get out and about, but not till next season...