Be afraid, be very afraid!

Gordon Ramsey is the epitome of Scottish misery, Craig Ferguson is the epitome of Scottish charm.

Pay attention fellas...

 
Chicken parm, big deal. Miserable Prick will not attain his Italian creds until he makes polpettone (Italian meatloaf). Recipe in the food thread.

 
He's an asshole I wouldn't give him the time of day
 
sort of turned on seeing a woman with a mouth full