Found myself editing out some phrases whilst doing a review as they sound too....awkward...for this hobby. I wonder if others have further examples of such things...e.g., "I rimmed the shit out of her..." or " she had an infectious way about her..."....what say ye?
Awkward hobby phrases
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You're so naive your mama's still changing your diapers!
Judgement day would be less intense if it existed.
From an exaggeration standpoint, this ranks a far second to guys claiming they made their paid date cum.
"name again please?" "do you have condoms?" "what's the rate again?" "is anyone else here?" or when the gent asks for your name again at the end of the session lol
For the newbies, the various acronyms are awkward e.g Greek, Russian, Italian, Rimming, DATY, DATO, etc. Who came up with these in the first place?
A bit unrelated but a few years back I was at the gym and one of the TVs was tuned into wrestling and had the close-captioning on.
The wrestler CM Punk had a match but the close captioning kept giving his name as "CIM Punk". The person on the treadmill next to me must have thought I was nuts when I burst out laughing.
The wrestler CM Punk had a match but the close captioning kept giving his name as "CIM Punk". The person on the treadmill next to me must have thought I was nuts when I burst out laughing.
I can't count the number of times a new Anglo escort has said to me, "So how's your night been going?" I wince, because it's a well-meaning icebreaker question from a stranger. But all I can think to say is the wrong answer: "Um, I have just been proving my addiction to Internet sex ads by scrolling on TERB or Backpage for the past 2 to 3 hours, and effectively wasting my entire evening. If I admit this to you, you might think I'm a weirdo, instead of just a pleasant, harmless client."
I need a mindless return line for them, but I have not come up with one.
I need a mindless return line for them, but I have not come up with one.
Agree! " Hey! Menu please!" is a real turn off. I always answered : Wiener Schnitzel with potato salad or Chicken Caesar today..etc. Those dumbs are never understood my answer.
An other stupid question: " Do you have any restrictions?" . This is a typical question from an asshole who looking BBFS service. Pathetic!
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When an escort asks me that I usually say something on the order of: "It looks like it just got a whole lot better!" ...... Of course if she was not what you were expecting you may not want to say that. Or saying it even in that case might improve the chance of it coming true???
Regardless of what phrases are repeated over & over or you may feel that maybe it's been said so many times, it's ok! It's communications which I personally enjoy & any feedback I get from a date sure works for me! He's doing his best to make idle chat & I appreciate it very much. It's really uncomfortable if the guy says nothing at all & just doesn't have any input to the conversation!
We need to feel comfortable when we get together & yes we have head a lot of those phrases but the guys who are communicating are trying to establish contact because the feel nervous. They want us to respond to "whats on the menu" They more than likely already know the answer but they are looking for your willingness to communicate with them.
When you think about it the guys aren't going to ask you how your mum's doing or whats yeah cooking for dinner tonight but are focused on getting some lovin'!
When you go to your dentist, lawyer or another other professional I'm sure they hear the same phrases every day from their clientele as it's all part of making yourself feel comfortable.
There is no doubt guys have the best time when they feel you're the best SP they have had the pleasure of meeting! They picked you & you want to show them they made the right choice as guys hate to be wrong in their judgement.
We need to feel comfortable when we get together & yes we have head a lot of those phrases but the guys who are communicating are trying to establish contact because the feel nervous. They want us to respond to "whats on the menu" They more than likely already know the answer but they are looking for your willingness to communicate with them.
When you think about it the guys aren't going to ask you how your mum's doing or whats yeah cooking for dinner tonight but are focused on getting some lovin'!
When you go to your dentist, lawyer or another other professional I'm sure they hear the same phrases every day from their clientele as it's all part of making yourself feel comfortable.
There is no doubt guys have the best time when they feel you're the best SP they have had the pleasure of meeting! They picked you & you want to show them they made the right choice as guys hate to be wrong in their judgement.
Agree! " Hey! Menu please!" is a real turn off. I always answered : Wiener Schnitzel with potato salad or Chicken Caesar today..etc. Those dumbs are never understood my answer.
An other stupid question: " Do you have any restrictions?" . This is a typical question from an asshole who looking BBFS service. Pathetic!
I agree there's a nicer classier way of asking a lady what to expect.
That said, I generally ask restrictions but, while I can't speak to other's intent, I've NEVER asked because I want BBFS. I just want to know so I don't do or ask for something that is a hard limit (digits for example). One girl responded no choking or hair pulling. I thanked her for letting me know.
You and Iris seem to have pessimistic world views. Not everyone tries to get information purely with the intent of defying the rules / restrictions. Some providers openly state what their restrictions are which probably reduces inquiries. For those that don't, it's a crapshoot. Using prior reviews may help but between ymmv and changes in restrictions I'm not banking on previous reviews for anything more than an indication of good attitude, hygiene, and consistent good service.
What's funny is the few ladies that think asking is a negative. I've had many providers who thanked me for asking, including most agency ladies who usually don't interact with clients prior to meeting so they have no idea who's walking through the door.
I think some ladies don't get it. Guys like myself want a lady to feel comfortable when we meet and we try hard to remove awkwardness and negativity from a session. Y'all think creepy, we think caring and being comfortable. I don't ever want a lady feeling nervous around me.
I get the impression it’s the rudeness of a potential client who opens up with “menu” or “restrictions” related inquiries right off the bat that they’re turned-off by. Not the inquiries themselves. After you’ve done enough research to answer your average session question, if you still have a session request, be a gentleman about it.
Agree .i wonder how Iris suggests that one inquires about services offered,without being offensive afterall i am paying hard earned money for company and if what is offered does not appeal to me i would like to know.
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