Attacked by 4 Guidos and almost charged
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Woke up this morning feeling fucking fantastic (well not this morning , I just woke up 1/2 hr. ago). No Oxy hang over, no pain, no nothing.
Oh and the suckie babies saying someone can post with a broken finger- are you fucking kidding me? This is the sixth time I broke one of my hands. I have had a lot worse. This was a boxer's break on the side of the pinky . No big deal. I have slight bruising on my face but nothing serious. I actually woke up with an erection so hard this morning because of what I did to that guys face. The blood, the snot- him begging "bro, I'm done, I'm done".
It was a great night.
Anyways NO I did not start the fight. Was I drunk? I did a few lines and drank but only socially . I was at a party. Anyways I was taking home the center piece which was, by my admission, kind of girly. As I was carrying it to my car one of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality.
I went right up to his face and bitch slapped him and his buddies jumped in and then all hell broke loose. They started the fight. I finished it. From slap to cuffs was probably less than 5 minutes. Cops came out of the sewer which still begs the question- how the fuck do shooters get away?
Do I have a record? Yes. A few assaults and a minor gun charge when I was younger but nothing serious.
Either way it wasn't my fault. If those pussies whipped my ass they wouldn't flag down a car. They would have smiled and bragged for months how 4 or 5 of them kicked "some gay ass".
Fuck that shit. If I could I would do round 2 right now and then fuck their mother's ass.
Oh and the suckie babies saying someone can post with a broken finger- are you fucking kidding me? This is the sixth time I broke one of my hands. I have had a lot worse. This was a boxer's break on the side of the pinky . No big deal. I have slight bruising on my face but nothing serious. I actually woke up with an erection so hard this morning because of what I did to that guys face. The blood, the snot- him begging "bro, I'm done, I'm done".
It was a great night.
Anyways NO I did not start the fight. Was I drunk? I did a few lines and drank but only socially . I was at a party. Anyways I was taking home the center piece which was, by my admission, kind of girly. As I was carrying it to my car one of the guidos said something derogatory questioning my sexuality.
I went right up to his face and bitch slapped him and his buddies jumped in and then all hell broke loose. They started the fight. I finished it. From slap to cuffs was probably less than 5 minutes. Cops came out of the sewer which still begs the question- how the fuck do shooters get away?
Do I have a record? Yes. A few assaults and a minor gun charge when I was younger but nothing serious.
Either way it wasn't my fault. If those pussies whipped my ass they wouldn't flag down a car. They would have smiled and bragged for months how 4 or 5 of them kicked "some gay ass".
Fuck that shit. If I could I would do round 2 right now and then fuck their mother's ass.
Ok, listen carefully. If you have a "few assaults" on your record then obviously the problem is you! Take your head out of your ass and take a step back and look at yourself! You're a walking disaster zone and need therapy desperately. Also the fact that you consider violence a fantastic night out, demonstrates your warped perception of reality. I would suggest anger management and rage control sessions as well as getting to the root of your narcissism.
Yes from the Guido wedding he apparently attended. He must have won it arm wrestling or something.
why you taking home a centre piece of aromatic flowers? doesn't that hinder with your pheremone therapy? btw.....hows that working out for you, celery boy? Has your therapy intensified your musk and salty balls body odor?
Something tells me Moe won't retell his next encounter, win or lose. The love expressed in this thread brings me to tears.
Of course he will! Probably even quicker than he told this one. Look at all the attention it's received! Gotta say........this IS one of the funnier threads on the board!
Thanks for that clip Canada-man! Russell Peters is hilarious!
"I actually woke up with an erection so hard this morning because of what I did to that guys face. The blood, the snot- him begging "bro, I'm done, I'm done".
What does this suggest?
What does this suggest?
This line makes me laugh. And describing assault and weapons charges as 'nothing serious' kinda highlights your problem. I'm guessing you think of assault as 'not serious' only when you do it.
IMHO, you're still younger and it may be time to consider maturity as a life-style choice.
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