Attacked by 4 Guidos and almost charged

[simon482]

Can you imagine the Moe Man and Simon in a fight? "Simon throws a right, Moe Man ducks under it and slips in for a quick kiss on the cheek. While Simon is wiping the lip juice from his cheek Moe Man moves to his left and grabs Simon's ass.

Simon does a quick back pedal and moves to his left, throws a short jab and misses, Moe Man blows kisses at Simon and adjusts his jock strap. Moe Man fakes a right uppercut and with his left hand grabs Simon by the testicles and massages them.

Simon gets desparate and goes for the Bear Hug, wraps his arms around Moe Man and they both engage in DFK. Cops are called and after lengthy explanation no arrests are made".

well this just got awkward.

 

[Morpheous]

Can we get a profile on this guy.
Coke Head
Juice bag
Assault Charges
Gun Charges
Body of an Adonis
God's gift to women
Pathological Liar
Bi-sexual

am I missing anything?

 

[freespirit]

Can we get a profile on this guy.
Coke Head
Juice bag
Assault Charges
Gun Charges
Body of an Adonis
God's gift to women
Pathological Liar
Bi-sexual

am I missing anything?

Narcissistic asshole.

 

[simon482]

Can we get a profile on this guy.
Coke Head
Juice bag
Assault Charges
Gun Charges
Body of an Adonis
God's gift to women
Pathological Liar
Bi-sexual

am I missing anything?

yeah, you missed that none of it is real. he has created all of this for 2 reasons.

reason 1- he is just fucking around and trolling and busting balls cuz it's fun.

reason 2- he is a sad lonely nerd with no real social skills or life, never had a girlfriend and is limited in his contact with the real world. so he created this alpha male (which everyone here seems to want to be) and is trying to be the supreme alpha male persona on a forum filled with alpha males.

which ever you decide to pick is a complete and total made up reality and the way he writes the stories are fun to read and joke about. i personally am gonna choose 1 cuz i really don't want to think that there is a loser out there like the guy in reason 2.

 

[Ironhead]

What's a 'guidos'?

I was wondering as well.

put so well; http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guido

guido

A sad pathetic excuse for a male; not necessarily of Italian descent, but most likely; usually native to the New York/New Jersey Tri-State area. WARDROBE: tight zipper shirts, tracksuits, designer jeans, fuzzy kangol hats, tiny hoop earrings, fake gold chains, and related Euro-trash garb and tacky cheese-wear. NATURAL HABITAT: Known to frequent Tri-State area malls looking for club gear to waste their week's pay on (most likely spotted shopping at "Bang Bang" in Staten Island). During the day when not at their food delivery, telemarketting, or construction job, can be located at their local gym tanning or lifting weights. Can be found nightly at mainstream danceclubs they read about online (SF, Webster Hall, Etc.). Most notable for cruising the Jersey shore in an old car (Honda, Mustang, etc.) which has been tinted, painted and sports $1,000-$3,000 rims in a feeble attempt to look like new. Guido cars usually have a boomin' system through which cheesy music like freestyle, commercial club/trance and hip-hop (anything KTU plays) is loudly blasted. GENETIC LINKS: Directly related to modern day urban-guidos, A.K.A. "wiggers," A.K.A. "wegros;" urban-guidos are white males who once exhibited the traits referenced above, but have now instead opted to keep it unreal, with wardrobes consisting of clothes from labels like FUBU and Rocawear which they bought on sale at Macy's. These individuals still listen to the same music and drive the same type of car as their predece...

Along comes Blackrock.
That is funny.