Ask an "Angry Black Man" thread.

[papasmerf]

I thought he called it Cabalasian...whatever that means.

Not sure where you heard that

I was referring to an interview where he black reporter asked him "as an African American.............." He corrected her. iger is an American and he defines it well

 

[Top Northerner]

do your fat white bitches get mad at you when you have sex with skinny white bitches?

Did you get more action from black guys when you were fat?

 

[Top Northerner]

OK, a series of questions. Please indicate if you agree or disagree, and more importantly, rank the points in their signficance, most to least and add some thoughts.

1. the voters voted for the best candidate
2. the US took a major step towards growing up and getting past it's history of segregation, bigotry and slavery
3. it gave African Americans reason to celebrate a major turning point in the ongoing quest for respect and equal rights
4. the best part is how much it bothers the rascists that still exist (primarily) in the south
5. never thought it would happen so soon, the world has changed so much in our lifetimes
6. Sure it's important, but I don't really care one way or the other.

7. He ran against an idiot and got lucky. Good guy, gives good speach, has good ideas, but America has not changed.

 

[The LoLRus]

I was referring to an interview where he black reporter asked him "as an African American.."

Its funny, cause the vast majority of African Americans have never even been to Africa

 

[Back Burner]

Which ethinic group do you hate the most?

I love all women from every ethnic group. But I would say anything male and French is a good start.

 

[Back Burner]

Did you read the book titled "Dark Aid" by Dambisa Moyo? If yes, do you agree or disagree with her views?

Never heard of it. Dead Aid?

 

[The LoLRus]

I love all women from every ethnic group. But I would say anything male and French is a good start.

I see you been to Drummondville, perhaps??!!

BB has a point though, rural Quebecers really dont like black people (for the most part).
There's exceptions but thats mostly true

Montreal frenchies are generally pretty cool with black people

 

[Back Burner]

Do you do this sober? How much malt liquor is involved in genrating these responses?

Nope and I am Canadian!

 

[Back Burner]

Question:

How often do you choose the wrong one?

I'm a man. So.....penis always comes first.

 

[Back Burner]

This kinda leave me with no choice...That a**hole always try to find excuse and not pay up my salary using that "old" trick. (Oh I am old and I forgot)

Can somebody suggest some clever tricks to beat him on that?

Slip him some Tylenol 3, then beat him down with the yellowpages.

 

[La Roche]

Hey Backburner,

My boss is a douche bag (see my other thread). Since you were filled with anger ( I assumed you still have some left inside of you) would you mind to help this brother out to teach my boss a good lesson?

I owe you a DQ blizzard in advance

 

[Back Burner]

I'm a sarcastic Scottish man. I don't see much of a future in it. Sarcastic old Scottish man has been done to death and my legs won't look half as good in a kilt as they do today.

I'm thinking about becoming an angry blackman.

Is there a future in being an angry blackman?

Any tips on how to become an angry blackman. (please note..... I do not tan very well and I really don't want to give up the secret free check out line at retailers)

You my friend have moved to the top of the DQ list.

Unfortunately there is only a limited amount of Angry Black Man jobs open. Damn recession. They include US customs agent, Tina White customer and FEMA Cheque Receiver. Would you consider a relocation to New Orleans?

 

[Back Burner]

they say black people don't like cold weather, is that why you are angry in Canada?

do you ever sunburn, is that possible for a black person? scientifically with the darker skin you would absorb more sunlight than a white person. if you do burn, depending on your skin tone maybe it wouldn't visibly show but it would still hurt? sunburn makes me angry

why is anyone that is mixed race automatically claimed by the black community? Tiger Woods for example, he is 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Thai, 1/4 African American, 1/8 Native American, 1/8 Dutch. But nobody ever thinks of him as an asian golfer.

does it anger you to be lumped into a category known as black?

what is your favorite dessert at DQ? i like oreo blizzards

Let me sum it up, I love Canada and won't live anywhere else. But the winters do suck. But my anger comes from more than weather.

I can burn. Black skin is not some type of super shield.

Yes, blacks can be from any part of the world and speak any language but we're grouped all together and it pisses me off sometimes.

Oreo blizzards rock!!

 

[Back Burner]

Is your anger or blackness measured in degrees? If so where do you fit on the overall scale?

Anger and blackness are not mutually exclusive. It's on or off.

 

[genintoronto]

Mr. Angry Black man, you crack me up.

I don't have a question, but I'm pretty. Can we go to DQ?

 

[diverdown]

You my friend have moved to the top of the DQ list.

I am honored. Chocolate, New Loco, anywhere near Anastasia's lap....you can have the second dance on my tab.

Unfortunately there is only a limited amount of Angry Black Man jobs open. Damn recession. They include US customs agent, Tina White customer and FEMA Cheque Receiver. Would you consider a relocation to New Orleans?

Would consider it but I prefer to be on a boat when I go out on the ocean, not watching it approach me from my front porch.

I'd make a great customs agent. I could hold up every red neck trying to make a connection out of the airport hub in Atlanta for days. Anything in Atlanta? Great city.

 

[Back Burner]

- If you had to be a different race other than black, what would it be?

I'm proud to be black. But to be white male in the 50's would rock.

- In your opinion, do you find most black women too controlling?

Only in bed

- Similar to the one above, do black men like to be controlled or the controllee.

Only when having sex with black women

-Brunettes or Blondes?

Who has the bigger booty?

-Bush or Bald?

Bald!!

-How often do you get pulled over for DWB(driving while black)?

It has happen but not that often

-Miley Cyrus or Jamie Lynn Spears?

Who's over 18? If they both are Miley.

-Rosie O'Donnell or Ellen Degeneres

How would take the fat dyke?

-Statistics show 1/400 men can suck their own dick, but all 400 have tried it atleast once...in your case, is this true?

Can I suck my dick or have a tried? Either way, yes!

P.s my friend and I came up with these questions.. so if we win you gotta be able to handle the both of us at DQ.

Please tell me you're a hot chick?

 

[diverdown]

Mr. Angry Black man, you crack me up.

I don't have a question, but I'm pretty. Can we go to DQ?

Well that's just not fair...obviously I'm out.

 

[Back Burner]

7. He ran against an idiot and got lucky. Good guy, gives good speach, has good ideas, but America has not changed.

To Keyser....what he said.

 

[Back Burner]

Hey Backburner,

My boss is a douche bag (see my other thread). Since you were filled with anger ( I assumed you still have some left inside of you) would you mind to help this brother out to teach my boss a good lesson?

I owe you a DQ blizzard in advance

Is his wife hot? Cause I could fuck her good. I really could. Get back to me.