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frankcastle

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Yeah same for me. If I end up at an Asian MP it's because I was too lazy to make the trip elsewhere.
 

PHNINE

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And also those sessions have never warranted a review. Not to say those sessions have always been bad, but there are no pics, no names, nothing. So actually it would just be one generic review for every Asian MP experience I ever had. Allegra though...hmmmmm...not as good as before...but mmmmmmm:D
 

punter

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Oil Please said:
Long time no see!
Hi, Oil. I've been in semi-retirement for 2 years.

What are you doing checking out this thread?

Are you a 5th generation Canadian or really a closet Asian? LOL!
 

ruck

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I'm asian and proud as a motherfucker.
I wouldn't want to be anything else. Why? Because I was born this way and I gotta say I love the food my moms makes. LOL

Cheers PHNINE, you yella bastard.
 

PHNINE

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Why do you think there are so many of us and why we are taking over the country? Asian domination...LOL I was born here so I honesty consider myself to be Canadian, but my ethnicity is Taiwanese. Bet you had no idea too...:D
 

CapitalGuy

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Hello. White Guy here. Had no idea there were so many Asian punters on TERB.

So, er, enough small talk - despite your claims to the contrary (as shown in Casa Nova's hilarious Yellow Fever video link), I find it awkward to meet Asian women. My love of them is strictly physical - small bones, narrow hips, shiny long black hair, slender, good complexions, age well. All completely shallow reasons, yes, but what do you do? I am totally jealous of Asian guys who get to move in Asian circles and meet hundreds of Asian women. Totally jealous.

There's not nearly as big an Asian community here in Ottawa as there is in TO, so it's hard to find Asian girls and women, outside of the College circles. And I don't like hitting on College-aged Asian women because, although my (completely baseless) stereotyping is that women born in Asia might be willing and even happy to date an older guy, I am terrified that the pretty Asian college student I hit on is a Canadian-born girl who will of course be horrified that some 30+ sleazeball is having a go at her!

So where the hell do Asian woman go on a Friday night? I never see them out. I feel quite sleazy if I go to a Chinese grocery store or a Vietnamese restaurant in hopes of a casual encounter with a pretty Asian girl. So I don't. So, I date white women because they're more plentiful here, and easier for me to mix with and meet, and I hire Asian SP's when the urge hits me.

All that to say......you guys have got it made and I am soooo jealous. Damn.
 

PHNINE

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Its called the exotic bug. For example, the main reason that you are white you will like something that is not the same color as you. I mean that is why I like white girls and I am jealous of you buddy. Although I do pretty well with the white ladies, I am still jealous of the fact that you can approach a white girl and not have any of the same stigmas attached as us Asians do. However the yellow fever video hit the nail right on the head. It is all about the individual not the race. Many Asian men put white women on pedistools. They get all nervous and scared when a white women even looks at them. The Asian guys with balls are the ones that get the exotic girls, which are the white ones for us. Trust me though, if you want some Asian hunnies just go clubbing in downtown Toronto and you will find plenty. Oh and one mroe thing, they don't have to be FOB's or Canadian raised to think you are a sleazeball...LOL :D
 

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bayisle66 said:
Hello. White Guy here. Had no idea there were so many Asian punters on TERB.

So, er, enough small talk - despite your claims to the contrary (as shown in Casa Nova's hilarious Yellow Fever video link), I find it awkward to meet Asian women. My love of them is strictly physical - small bones, narrow hips, shiny long black hair, slender, good complexions, age well. All completely shallow reasons, yes, but what do you do? I am totally jealous of Asian guys who get to move in Asian circles and meet hundreds of Asian women. Totally jealous.

There's not nearly as big an Asian community here in Ottawa as there is in TO, so it's hard to find Asian girls and women, outside of the College circles. And I don't like hitting on College-aged Asian women because, although my (completely baseless) stereotyping is that women born in Asia might be willing and even happy to date an older guy, I am terrified that the pretty Asian college student I hit on is a Canadian-born girl who will of course be horrified that some 30+ sleazeball is having a go at her!

So where the hell do Asian woman go on a Friday night? I never see them out. I feel quite sleazy if I go to a Chinese grocery store or a Vietnamese restaurant in hopes of a casual encounter with a pretty Asian girl. So I don't. So, I date white women because they're more plentiful here, and easier for me to mix with and meet, and I hire Asian SP's when the urge hits me.

All that to say......you guys have got it made and I am soooo jealous. Damn.
Instead of trying to pick them up, start out by trying to befriend them. You'll be less nervous for one thing because you won't be trying to score. Just try to make friends. For that matter, try making some friends with some asian guys to start with. Picking up asian chicks is the same as picking up any chick, it helps a lot if you meet them through friends, and your problem is you don't have any friends that can introduce you to asian women.

If you can't be bothered to hook yourself into the right social circles then you'll be stuck with whatever you can find at the club.

If you want to decend one layer of slease and pick up a fob, your best angle is (disgusting and revolting as this is, I would never do it) whore yourself out as an english tutor. Then either hit on your students, or (one better) hit on their friends. Hitting on their friends is one better because the student was hard to acquire and hitting on her might cut you off her.. but she probably has a bunch of friends. Less effort to move on to the next friend than the next student...
 

stang

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Okay so here's the plan... big party, white guys bring white chicks, asian guys bring asian chicks, we ring a bell, and swap! Everybody wins.
LOL
 

Brookstone

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i went to a private party in india where that happened....except that that instead of a bell you put your car keys in a bowl and at the end you just pick up any car key and you go home with whatever girl the guy to whom the car belonged to brought....but you've got to know the right people for those kinds of parties....the babes there were smokin as well....
Arent you guys talking about a swingers party then?
 
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