anyone tried artificial kitty??

Picard

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You can use mine if you want... but I haven't cleaned it in a few weeks:p
 
$49.95????

A pound of liver would be much cheaper. Also you can wash it off agterwards and fry it up with bacon and onions - yum!! :p
 
y2kmark said:
A pound of liver would be much cheaper. Also you can wash it off agterwards and fry it up with bacon and onions - yum!!
ewww, I love liver & onions, I sure hope I can get this post out of my mind before the next time I'm eating it :)
 
A lot of sex stores carry those. The packaging usually has a small piece of demo material so you can feel (with your hand) what the stuff feels like. Some of the higher end ones like the fleshlight hold heat if you run it under hot water so it feels warm to the touch. Tried it, not for me but I can certainly see its appeal. Don't cheap out some of the cheaper ones are terrible because they are made of different materials.
 
I don't think my right hand could bear having competition in the house.
 
In all seriousness I do have one and have been nothing but blown away by it. Best $50 I've ever spent in my life. I saw it on a web ad one day and decided to research it. Trust me on this one its the best you can get compared to the real thing and beats the hand, hands down. If you want any other suggestions just send me a PM.
 
Gentle Ben said:
ewww, I love liver & onions, I sure hope I can get this post out of my mind before the next time I'm eating it :)

I guess you did not see Canadian movie masterpiece "Leolo" then.
 
Well, DUH

Winston said:
Just remember to soak the liver in warm salt water for 10 - 15 minutes first. You don't want to get frostbite on your johnhenry.

Room temperature or better, obviously :p
 
Why use one of these with all the great SPs and MPAs?

Probably because our appetites probably are bigger than our wallets. :)
 
emergency use only !

this kitty is used for emergency purpose during power blackout or disaster situation when the user is trapped in building alone.