Another manscaping thread

I shave it clean, I feel it increases my chances of bbbjcimsw?

I shave clean, cuz it increases my chance of getting a tongue up my ass...........woo hoo!
 
"trims very close"..............hmmmm............is that the same as bare? If not, doesn't count.........sorry. ;)

For a difficult Diana

挑剔 难伺候
et ergo sum a fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi :p
 
For me I have recently got into deforestation of the ball/ shaft zone. Above the shaft is a no go zone for ms for hair removal. I have experimented and invariably end up with ingrown hairs- ugly and painful! I haaaaate stubble, so I trim a little so that the hair is soft, but non prickly. End result I still look like a man, not a 12 year old, yet have smooth sack and shaft for mutual pleasure (dr evil was right, there really is nothing like a freshly shorn scrotum!)