I have this habit of making sure I have a kleenex or napkin before I go to a public toilet, The reason for the napkin is to make my escape after the deed. I require some sort of barrier between myself and the dirty door handle to facilitate an escape from the germ infested surroundings of a public toilet. To enter a public toilet I often kick the door to open it so that I could enter. On one occasion there was a guy inside reaching for the door handle and the door smashed his fingers. He cursed at me and I had to shoo him away by telling him that I would report him to security if he persisted on hanging around public toilet facilities.
Am I all alone in this world? Are there others like me? Are there others in this world that the janitor of public facilities would like to stangle because the use kleenexes to pull open the toilet door and then drop it on the floor?