What she means Anselmo... is there's sex with Calloway... and then there's boring lazy-ass sex with the rest of you 
Have fun...
Have fun...
Alana / Sweattea
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Hmmm... so sex with Calloway would be boring scrawny ass sex then?calloway said:What she means Anselmo... is there's sex with Calloway... and then there's boring lazy-ass sex with the rest of you
Have fun...
Stoo'y coming out to play
Alana please don't be hard on Calloway about lying that he was only twenty...it must have been the rum for him too!
Calloway that Jaws quote "you're gonna need a bigger boat" ...was actually Alana whispering in your ear when you took your pants off... Oh, and now that you are the "shrimp" man, I think we are going to have to nickname you "Bubba"
Stoo I knew sooner or later you'd come out to play again! It must have been all the talk about Barney. Or was it perhaps something else? Gee, does this mean we may one day get another webcam story?Stoo said:
Alana please don't be hard on Calloway about lying that he was only twenty...it must have been the rum for him too!
Calloway that Jaws quote "you're gonna need a bigger boat" ...was actually Alana whispering in your ear when you took your pants off... Oh, and now that you are the "shrimp" man, I think we are going to have to nickname you "Bubba"
Re: Stoo'y coming out to play
I knew it - scrawny ass is as scrawny ass does.GENTLEMAN_Wloo said:
Gentleman_Wloo... Alana initially appeared to be quite frightened when she saw the size of my "great white shark". Apparently it was the largest one she's seen in the local waters in over 18 years. But within moments of being inside her warm inner harbour... our pectoral, pelvic and dorsal fins worked well together to ensure a very satisfying and intense orgasmic session for both of us.GENTLEMAN_Wloo said:
As long as you had fun Emma... it doesn't really matter how it "came out"... just keep that jelly crystal nice and warm. On second thought I guess it keeps you nice and warm!
Okay boys... it's Friday and you all know what that means. It's time to put up or shut up for those currently waiting in line to see Alana. Red Jenna and I will be naked and waiting in a local hotel room later tonight for the "erection results" once the "polls have officially closed". We sure hope there's a clear winner... because some of you are so damm old... the thought of a "run-off" might mean something else to a couple of you
Okay boys... it's Friday and you all know what that means. It's time to put up or shut up for those currently waiting in line to see Alana. Red Jenna and I will be naked and waiting in a local hotel room later tonight for the "erection results" once the "polls have officially closed". We sure hope there's a clear winner... because some of you are so damm old... the thought of a "run-off" might mean something else to a couple of you
What, you mean RJ is alive and well? She's with you tonite? She won't even talk to me. Hmmmm, wonder what I did? I'm in the area today Calloway, can I drop in on you two? Pm me for directions. LOL
What in the hell are you doing up this early Anselmo? You should be resting your "weapon of minor destruction" for your appointment with Alana later today.
No problem Emma... there's enough of Alana for all of us to share. Thankfully women's bodies have been designed with a number of openings.
I started practising on the range at 5:00 this morning Calloway. I have to improve my accuracy from what I've told. Was kind of dark though, but that's OK I practised by touch and feel of my swing. Should help for later today. Hey Calloway, want to be my caddy and give the right club when I need it? You can help me read the greens too since you know the course so well. Let me know, if not I'll have to read them a lot closer than normal.
Let me see... caddy for Anselmo or have a hot steamy encounter with Red Jenna... mmmmmmm. I think I'll pass this time Anselmo... but if you could drop Alana off at Jenna's hotel afterwards... we would like to meet her.
Well I'm off soon Callloway. Drop off Alana? Ahhhhh I don't think so. She's promised me a golf marathon with as many holes that I can play before I conk out. So I'm going for it buddy. Will let you know to see if you can break the record next time. But since I'm playing a marathon game, why don't you bring RJ by and we'll have a foursome. That will speed up play and I've always wanted to play with RJ. We can then switch partners. How about it buddy?
Thanks Stoo... a very well detailed review and the religious overtones highlight your obvious level of satisfaction. Coming from a hobbyist that finds threesomes boring at times... can we assume that you found the previous reviews of Alana to be accurate?
Anselmo... are you finished with Alana yet? No I won't share Red Jenna with you. I'm being selfish and inconsiderate. No male should ever have to face these two ladies within one week of each other... but I am.
Anselmo... are you finished with Alana yet? No I won't share Red Jenna with you. I'm being selfish and inconsiderate. No male should ever have to face these two ladies within one week of each other... but I am.
Then so be it. I'll die smiling. RJ, when are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? Sweattea, I'm cuming now. Just got in my car. Ooops, forgot my clubs. Back I go, can't forget those or my balls....................... Ok, ready now, I'm off. Wish me luck guys.
