Alana / Sweattea
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Funny you should mention this... If you find any spare ones, mine seem to be much smaller and somewhat desiccated this AM... more like raisins actually...anselmo said:
You know what concerns me about Alana? What happens when she reaches that age of "sexual maturity" that women reach in their early 30s. When they really know what they want... I can't imagine...
Alana reminded me of a girl I saw a few years ago in London... absolutely wild PSE/GFE combo... always desired, rarely found. The real advantage of Alana over this girl though, is that I didnt' catch her trying to steal my wallet, which is always nice!
Sweettea, if you're out there, I had a great evening with you.
And guys, thanks for supplying her with Malibu... very tasty!
You mean you guys are too damm cheap to bring your own Malibu Rum for Sweettea? My hard earned money is going towards your own sexual satisfaction? I suppose you ate the remaining Tiger Shrimp that I left there as well? What the hell... I'm surprised you didn't ask me to supply the condoms as well. On second thought... they would have fallen off anyways. 
Thanks again Stoo... three reviews in one morning.
Thanks again Stoo... three reviews in one morning.
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My take (or give) to Alana.
Where would I begin ? Ok, I arrived at the side door and was waved in by this beautiful thing dressing in a bluish silky kind of nightie. The facial features certainly exceeded my expectations. She told me she just woke up and I explained that this is like a “Nooner� but only “sooner�, so it is a “Nooner-sooner� event. Once I was in, I mentioned that it was too early to drink and she handed me a bottle of water. Alana must have ESP about my needs to wet the lips later on…
No serious introductions were necessary – she either was familiar with me from all the posts or Calloway (my twin brother) told her everything about me already. Into the bedroom we go, I took the initiative to inspect the Fairway and the Bunkers. OK, no more golfing talks or I will be accused of using the “codes� again.
The piercing on Alana’s mounts was nicely done and my tongue just had to sample them. I paid attention to the face, the ears, the mouth as well and she was receptive. Now that I started her engine, Alana reciprocated immediately and went on the welcomed offensive. I broke my promise to myself and let her sample the goods – I must have been sub-pressing myself for too long. I can only describe that as thorough, meticulous, and all encompassing. However, unlike others, I have a plan for a “Quality Shot� and not indiscriminatory firings (things that you would do at an Arafat funeral). A cool-off truce was called and exercised to prevent any errant shots.
Out comes the 12 step DATY menu and I marched down South. Things were going so yummy and good so fast that the book was thrown out the window (literally). The piercing there served as a lighthouse in the dark for my relentless assault. Of course, I think I have to go to have my glasses fixed now because they were damaged from the subsequent head squeezings.
Time to gain the “edge� in this encounter! I warned Alana about how my technique is different than the XXX videos. Starting from a tease to regular mish to “squashing of the deckchair�, Alana reminded me of this one girlfriend I had when 2 pillows were necessary for sex – one to raise the buttocks and one to keep the noise from waking the neighbours. The fact that Alana’s bedroom windows are so close to the neighbour’s house added to this excitement that anytime now I was expecting them to throw things at the side of the house or to yell “Keep it down! We need some sleep here!�.
After what seemed like an eternity from Alana’s stares and anticipation of my every strokes with her co-ordinated counter-moves, I was still not ready. I took myself to the edge time and time again and was not giving up ground. Working to Kuma Sutra teachings, the woman must be satisfied for a man to feel that his job is done. Unfortunately, no one can truly tell “when� a woman is “truly satisfied� but we can only do our best. Finally, my job was done and the delivery was a controlled rapid firing.
We sat down and talked a “little� (I asked why she associated Calloway with that word in her postings). She claimed SP/client confidentiality and brushed that aside. She did confirm that Calloway is her idol and that she was swept off her feet by his mannerisms and personality (I wonder why ? – we are not !)
The hour was “barely� enough for me to enjoy Alana. As usual, charged with the job to prime up the lady for fellow Terbites and completing my task, I felt totally honoured and exhausted to achieve Maslow Theory’s highest plateau on “self-actualization�.
As I drove back to KW and reminisced on this event, I saw lines of vehicles coming into Cambridge. Would those be the cars driven by Anselmo and assorted Terbites ? Do they need directions and instructions to continue Alana’s happiness ? Can they find her location ? For these and more, keep tuned to this thread and further reviews from fellow Terbites.
Where would I begin ? Ok, I arrived at the side door and was waved in by this beautiful thing dressing in a bluish silky kind of nightie. The facial features certainly exceeded my expectations. She told me she just woke up and I explained that this is like a “Nooner� but only “sooner�, so it is a “Nooner-sooner� event. Once I was in, I mentioned that it was too early to drink and she handed me a bottle of water. Alana must have ESP about my needs to wet the lips later on…
No serious introductions were necessary – she either was familiar with me from all the posts or Calloway (my twin brother) told her everything about me already. Into the bedroom we go, I took the initiative to inspect the Fairway and the Bunkers. OK, no more golfing talks or I will be accused of using the “codes� again.
The piercing on Alana’s mounts was nicely done and my tongue just had to sample them. I paid attention to the face, the ears, the mouth as well and she was receptive. Now that I started her engine, Alana reciprocated immediately and went on the welcomed offensive. I broke my promise to myself and let her sample the goods – I must have been sub-pressing myself for too long. I can only describe that as thorough, meticulous, and all encompassing. However, unlike others, I have a plan for a “Quality Shot� and not indiscriminatory firings (things that you would do at an Arafat funeral). A cool-off truce was called and exercised to prevent any errant shots.
Out comes the 12 step DATY menu and I marched down South. Things were going so yummy and good so fast that the book was thrown out the window (literally). The piercing there served as a lighthouse in the dark for my relentless assault. Of course, I think I have to go to have my glasses fixed now because they were damaged from the subsequent head squeezings.
Time to gain the “edge� in this encounter! I warned Alana about how my technique is different than the XXX videos. Starting from a tease to regular mish to “squashing of the deckchair�, Alana reminded me of this one girlfriend I had when 2 pillows were necessary for sex – one to raise the buttocks and one to keep the noise from waking the neighbours. The fact that Alana’s bedroom windows are so close to the neighbour’s house added to this excitement that anytime now I was expecting them to throw things at the side of the house or to yell “Keep it down! We need some sleep here!�.
After what seemed like an eternity from Alana’s stares and anticipation of my every strokes with her co-ordinated counter-moves, I was still not ready. I took myself to the edge time and time again and was not giving up ground. Working to Kuma Sutra teachings, the woman must be satisfied for a man to feel that his job is done. Unfortunately, no one can truly tell “when� a woman is “truly satisfied� but we can only do our best. Finally, my job was done and the delivery was a controlled rapid firing.
We sat down and talked a “little� (I asked why she associated Calloway with that word in her postings). She claimed SP/client confidentiality and brushed that aside. She did confirm that Calloway is her idol and that she was swept off her feet by his mannerisms and personality (I wonder why ? – we are not !)
The hour was “barely� enough for me to enjoy Alana. As usual, charged with the job to prime up the lady for fellow Terbites and completing my task, I felt totally honoured and exhausted to achieve Maslow Theory’s highest plateau on “self-actualization�.
As I drove back to KW and reminisced on this event, I saw lines of vehicles coming into Cambridge. Would those be the cars driven by Anselmo and assorted Terbites ? Do they need directions and instructions to continue Alana’s happiness ? Can they find her location ? For these and more, keep tuned to this thread and further reviews from fellow Terbites.
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Very nice CEO... and the most important part is you're still alive. Alana was quite concerned that I may try the "squashing of the deck chair" and politely declined when I was with her. However it appears that your little "CEO" didn't ruin her suspension system or internal devices.
http://www.condoms1.com/positions4/deckchair_position.html
http://www.condoms1.com/positions4/deckchair_position.html
Wait a minute...
You had it all wrong. She never called me "little" but on two different occasion in her posts she referred to you as "my little calloway"... This term of endearment can only mean that :
1)You are under 4'10" in height.
2)Your member is "little" (insufficient data here but everything is "relative".
3)You have "little" hands, feet, and organs.
4)All of the above
Please select one answer above only..
You had it all wrong. She never called me "little" but on two different occasion in her posts she referred to you as "my little calloway"... This term of endearment can only mean that :
1)You are under 4'10" in height.
2)Your member is "little" (insufficient data here but everything is "relative".
3)You have "little" hands, feet, and organs.
4)All of the above
Please select one answer above only..
I hate multiple choice questions...
She was probably referring to how "little" money I had left in my wallet afterwards. Especially since Stoo... you and Anselmo are drinking my MALIBU RUM with Alana... as well as enjoying my FOOD with Alana.
She was probably referring to how "little" money I had left in my wallet afterwards. Especially since Stoo... you and Anselmo are drinking my MALIBU RUM with Alana... as well as enjoying my FOOD with Alana.
Ummm.. yes. Thanks.calloway said:
She is rather inclined to go "over the top" like this...calloway said:
She told me she had a fondness for old geezers and that he was the kind of guy she would like to go ballroom dancing with...ceo8888ca said:
I would go Ballroom dancing with Alana anytime. Just the thought of those beautiful pierced nipples getting caught on my tie clip or belt is enough to put me "over the top".
Okay... I'm starting to worry. Anselmo's been gone too long. He's well past his pre-arranged curfew time and I just saw an ambulance heading towards the Cambridge hospital. Maybe her tongue stud came off and impaled his member...?anselmo said:
OMG.. What if...
These golfing guys do have a habit of dropping dead when they over do it at their favourite holes...
These golfing guys do have a habit of dropping dead when they over do it at their favourite holes...
I wonder....
It's been a long time since Anselmo has gone and visited the Sweattea course....
Anselmo is not calling in with his scorecard and the Marshal has closed the grounds already...a Golf cart was reported as missing as well.
Could it be that Sweattea has eloped with Anselmo ?
It's been a long time since Anselmo has gone and visited the Sweattea course....
Anselmo is not calling in with his scorecard and the Marshal has closed the grounds already...a Golf cart was reported as missing as well.
Could it be that Sweattea has eloped with Anselmo ?
It's Sweettea CEO... not Sweattea. Then again... you called her Alan in your review for some reason.
Happy 19th Sweettea... you're now the legal age required to actually drink Malibu Rum. I have something very big to give you for your birthday present... do you want it wrapped?
Happy 19th Sweettea... you're now the legal age required to actually drink Malibu Rum. I have something very big to give you for your birthday present... do you want it wrapped?
OK guys, I'm reporting in now. I know you horny guys are dying to hear how I tired her out and she couldn't stand up to the bell, but I got news for you. It didn't happen.
Nope, didn't happen for two reasons,
1. As I was loading my clubs, I noticed that the grips on my clubs were not quite right. I knew that if I was going to score well on this course, I'm going to need very good grips on my clubs cause this fiesty course can really grab your club as you're swinging through the ruff. As a result the clubs are now being re-gripped for maximum control and efficiency for the next tee-off time.
and
2. The course contacted me as I was driving out from my driveway and informed me that there is an area on the course that is under repair and would require a few days to be in proper working condition. The course knew how skilled and passionate I am about this game and wanted to be in top condition for me and if any little area of the course was just not right, I wouldn't fully appreciate and get maximum enjoyment from the course.
Therefore, a new tee-off time was established for next week and that also gives me more time to practice both my long shots and my short game around the green. Stay tuned.
Nope, didn't happen for two reasons,
1. As I was loading my clubs, I noticed that the grips on my clubs were not quite right. I knew that if I was going to score well on this course, I'm going to need very good grips on my clubs cause this fiesty course can really grab your club as you're swinging through the ruff. As a result the clubs are now being re-gripped for maximum control and efficiency for the next tee-off time.
and
2. The course contacted me as I was driving out from my driveway and informed me that there is an area on the course that is under repair and would require a few days to be in proper working condition. The course knew how skilled and passionate I am about this game and wanted to be in top condition for me and if any little area of the course was just not right, I wouldn't fully appreciate and get maximum enjoyment from the course.
Therefore, a new tee-off time was established for next week and that also gives me more time to practice both my long shots and my short game around the green. Stay tuned.
What in the hell did CEO do to her earlier this morning?
He probably borrowed Emma's Jelly Crystal for the session.
He probably borrowed Emma's Jelly Crystal for the session.
As soon as she told me that...
Calloway,
The spell checker did it somehow. Alan/Alana even confused Bill Gates..Let's all "stick" with Sweettea/Sweattea (whatever..)
Something very BIG to give to her ? I know! it's a 40 ounce bottle of Malibu Rum..... Lucky Alana..
Her 19th Birthday was "cumming", I gave! Billions actually...Happy 19th AGAIN, Alana..calloway said:
Calloway,
The spell checker did it somehow. Alan/Alana even confused Bill Gates..Let's all "stick" with Sweettea/Sweattea (whatever..)
Something very BIG to give to her ? I know! it's a 40 ounce bottle of Malibu Rum..... Lucky Alana..
positions at the wrong time of the month...
As a footnote, yup, Alana is not available for about the next 6 days or so of this part of the month....seeing as we BOTH have a birthday this week, we'll have to give each other our gifts next weekend (Friday?) ... just as any 2 scorpios would do when together.
I couldn't find the Helicoptor Position at this website (must not be verified yet)....and....was Alana introduced to the Helicoptor Position?calloway said:
As a footnote, yup, Alana is not available for about the next 6 days or so of this part of the month....seeing as we BOTH have a birthday this week, we'll have to give each other our gifts next weekend (Friday?) ... just as any 2 scorpios would do when together.
Kinks_r_us... when CEO was in the war (I'm not sure if it was the first or second) the Germans were apparently out in the field too long and met up with the Canadian boys in a local bar. This is where he first learned of this position.
http://masamania.com/archives/2004/08/most_creative_p.html
http://masamania.com/archives/2004/08/most_creative_p.html
Scorpio vs Scorpio?
You are, with Scorpio, independent and willing to take a chance; you become a pioneer with the spirit to match. There is great attraction here, but you tend to be slightly selfish. You want to add to your possessions. With Scorpio, you become more independent in thought and action- with, also, a tendency toward selfishness. That is, you know what you want and you insist on having it because, and it is within each. There is physical magnetism here; you are drawn to Scorpios. There is also conflict. You and Scorpio both desire to be first. Usually, you are gracious enough to wait, to demur, but when you're with Scorpio something gets into you. Impatience becomes the order of the day; it is a quest for being there first; for striving, for staking a claim. It's an exciting relationship. But who will be the boss? That question should be settled at the outset.
It is marvelous to find someone who understands your traits so well, can laugh with you over all the trouble you have had in the past, understands your secrets instinctively and who is willing and able to help you or vice versa. Beware, there is a danger - the “help� can turn into revenge on your behalf which, more often than not, brings even more trouble down on both of you. There is little here to hold either of you back whether the fierce energy is used positively to attain wonderful goals or is used negatively against each other. There can be fierce, no-holds-barred fights if one of you hurts the other's feelings. Yours is the power to build or totally destroy. Scorpios love a challenge and these two would do well to find a worthy cause for which to fight.
Here's some Scorpion compatibility information before you guys "celebrate" your birthdays... we need to see the video of this session.kinks_r_us said:
You are, with Scorpio, independent and willing to take a chance; you become a pioneer with the spirit to match. There is great attraction here, but you tend to be slightly selfish. You want to add to your possessions. With Scorpio, you become more independent in thought and action- with, also, a tendency toward selfishness. That is, you know what you want and you insist on having it because, and it is within each. There is physical magnetism here; you are drawn to Scorpios. There is also conflict. You and Scorpio both desire to be first. Usually, you are gracious enough to wait, to demur, but when you're with Scorpio something gets into you. Impatience becomes the order of the day; it is a quest for being there first; for striving, for staking a claim. It's an exciting relationship. But who will be the boss? That question should be settled at the outset.
It is marvelous to find someone who understands your traits so well, can laugh with you over all the trouble you have had in the past, understands your secrets instinctively and who is willing and able to help you or vice versa. Beware, there is a danger - the “help� can turn into revenge on your behalf which, more often than not, brings even more trouble down on both of you. There is little here to hold either of you back whether the fierce energy is used positively to attain wonderful goals or is used negatively against each other. There can be fierce, no-holds-barred fights if one of you hurts the other's feelings. Yours is the power to build or totally destroy. Scorpios love a challenge and these two would do well to find a worthy cause for which to fight.
