Alana / Sweattea

calloway

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Alana - Part 2

ceo8888ca said:
Calloway, wake up and report eh? :)
DATY continued...

When I noticed that her piercing made a noise when I flicked it… I decided to utilize my musical talents and play a song. After all Alana deserved something special… at least an 8-minute song. Showing my age and having to think with a massive hard on… I decided to play “Stairway to Heaven�. Do you guys remember the lyrics?

First verse…

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

Last verse…

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven

Even though she wasn't even close to being born... Alana seemed to know the song very well because every time Robert Plant would have sung “Woe..oh..oh..oh..oh..oh … she would go into moaning… convulsions and screaming. Christ… what are the neighbours in the apartment thinking about Alana’s new career path?

It was now my turn… and what a turn it was. An amazing BBBJ… truly amazing… wonderfully amazing. Is that detailed enough? Pornstar quality… the eyes… the lips… the mouth… the moaning. The family jewels are still wondering what the hell happened last night. Where did she learn that skill? I’m positive her mouth was measuring the circumference of each one... over and over and over again. Perhaps it was the Malibu Rum that I smothered on them with before lying down on the bed.

FS was even better… she's not as flexible as Mercedes is… but then who in the hell is. It was a little freaky at one point because I grabbed on to the headboard for traction control… and I accidentally pulled it too far forward. While Alana was yelling at me to go faster… I noticed on the wall behind that there were four silhouettes in black ink… one with Hammertm… one had Rogie listed and then two open ones with Calloway and CEO showing. Mmmmmmm… where in the hell are Anselmo and Gentleman_Wloo?

Alana was outstanding and offered a number of varied positions. One of the most sexually vocal women I have ever been with… or even heard about. It was just great as she openly yells at you to pound her harder and harder. I don’t know how many times she may have had fun… but I assume that her eyes go into another zone when she’s achieving her goal. I’ve seen eyes roll up… down… sideways… and in the back of the heads… but I’ve never seen any eyes do what Alana’s did. They were a combination of cat eyes… vampires and the exorcist. Her pupils dilate to something every male should see at least once in their lifetime… provided of course you can get her to that level.

The only low point of the evening was when she told me that I had a scrawny ass… all this while I was picking her fingernail tips out of my butt cheeks. Christ… who has she been seeing to think that my ass is too small? Rogie... how big is your ass anyways? The highlight of my night and there were many… was when she said afterwards “Why am I wasting my time with 20 year olds?�

But feeling guilty that I was well past my one-hour session and that she had mentioned another appointment was stopping by… I got up from the bed and started to dress after our 1hr 45 minute session. As I put my clothes on… this may have been the sexiest I saw Alana all night. The candles… her naked body lying there with her bum slightly raised up… and of course her body covered sweat… that’s sweat Rogie... and not sweet!

It was not the porno-fest in the sense that I had the 10 SOG that I had been preparing my body for… but it was a very rewarding and enjoyable time. I told Alana next time that I would just shut up and we could just go at it like bunnies for the hour. Thanks again Alana... it was a blast and all KW hobbyists hope you're around for a very... very long time.
 

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Very nicely done Calloway.

Sweettea, let's you and me find a way to connect this week before your special is over! You sound incredible!
 

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This review looks familiar...

I can see PSE written all over it...

It kinda reminds me of my encounter with Bobbi the legend a couple of years back.. Umm, but Bobbi is "Bobbi" and that was another story.

Should I be taking my vitamins now ?? Since when is the hunter becoming the "Hunted" ?

:)
 

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Sorry CEO... but there's only one Bobbi.

Alana has the ability and talent to be PSE... GFE... or whatever the hell she wants to be. But it's pretty obvious that you have to work your ass off and treat her well for her to provide you with PSE treatment :)
 

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Re: Alana - Part 2

calloway said:
The only low point of the evening was when she told me that I had a scrawny ass… all this while I was picking her fingernail tips out of my butt cheeks. Christ… who has she been seeing to think that my ass is too small? Rogie... how big is your ass anyways?
Momma always said "Scrawny is as scrawny does." You have no idea how afraid it makes me to know that even in the midst of a wicked session with Alana that you could be thinking about my pimply purple posterior. Truly terrifying.
… this may have been the sexiest I saw Alana all night. The candles… her naked body lying there with her bum slightly raised up… and of course her body covered sweat… that’s sweat Rogie... and not sweet!
Hmmm... while i appreciate the imagery i would have to say that Alana with her bum raised up glistening (women glow or glisten Calloway, only scrawny assed old men sweat - unless you were that sweaty that she ended up drenched in your sweat - YIKES!) - I can think of a lot more sexy positions i saw her in.

Buddy - fantastic review, but i can't imagine anything other than stellar feedback on this lady. Truly a hot, wild treasure who can push all the right buttons with any man. And God created woman...

BTW (and on a totally unrelated note) - are we starting early recruitment for a third & fourth for the Manor tournament? It came up in conversation with my regular golfing partner & we would both be in for 18 "holes." Hey Alana, would you like to help drive the Malibu cart?

Also, I would like to give Hammertm his props - he boldly goes where no man goes (PF) and unearths these gems. Crying shame he doesn't visit incalls since he'll have trouble getting hold of Alana from here on in, but each to his own.
 

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This is strange... I thought Sweettea was seeing Anselmo yesterday... and no report yet? He usually "jumps" on these things right away. Maybe he didn't make it through the session... or perhaps he saw his black "Anselmo" stamp behind the headboard and freaked out. Anselmo... please check in... your Terb parents are worried about you. :)
 

anselmo

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Oh oh, now the secret is out. The pressure is on. Thanks Alana for putting extra pressure on my shots now. It's tough enough just playing the course, now I have to hit all perfect shots cause the gallery iswatching me. Thanks for your concern Calloway, nothing like highlighting my golf game to the world. Thanks alot ole buddy. Now I got to get my clubs checked to make sure I hit the sweet spot everytime to make those perfect shots close to the hole. Damn, I hate this pressure.

Hey Alana, make sure you're pin placement is easier than normal and more forgiving on Friday cause I think I'm going to need all the help I can get.
 

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calloway said:
DATY continued...I grabbed on to the headboard for traction control… and I accidentally pulled it too far forward. While Alana was yelling at me to go faster… I noticed on the wall behind that there were four silhouettes in black ink… one with Hammertm… one had Rogie listed and then two open ones with Calloway and CEO showing. Mmmmmmm… where in the hell are Anselmo and Gentleman_Wloo?

...I don’t know how many times she may have had fun… but I assume that her eyes go into another zone when she’s achieving her goal. I’ve seen eyes roll up… down… sideways…and in the back of the heads…

The only low point of the evening was when she told me that I had a scrawny ass… all this while I was picking her fingernail tips out of my butt cheeks. Christ… who has she been seeing to think that my ass is too small? Rogie... how big is your ass anyways? The highlight of my night and there were many… was when she said afterwards “Why am I wasting my time with 20 year olds?�

calloway anselmo and I are here of course...allowing you to play through as we are considerate players.

You said "Eyes rolling in the back of the heads"! I thought you were referring to sweetea at first!?

And finally, with her comment about her saying she was wasting her time with 20 year olds... I can't believe you told her you were only 20 years old! And she believed you! It must have been the malibu rum!
 

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Alana... I've found out that you'll be taking care of a couple old Terbites tomorrow. As of tonight... there's probably four or five. Could you please take it easy on them on behalf of the Terbite nation? We truly would miss them if something unfortunate should ever happen to them while under your supervision.

By the way... one of these guys needs a drool bucket beside the bed... and the other guy needs an extra power outlet for his kidney dialysis machine. If it's possible... you should go to Zehrs in the morning and get some laxatives... preferrably suppositories. Nikita and Mariah used to tell me stories about one of these guys and how he needed to take a bowel movement before sex. In the event that this person has not had his fibre levels this week... I would hate to see you waiting for him to end his "other session" on the toilet :)

Have fun Alana... the rest of us are waiting for your review of these old perverts.
 

anselmo

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Ok Sweettea, I did ask Calloway and he said I'm a dead man. He said to not go cause I won't make it back to TO. He further said I'll break my club and loose my balls. Wow, what kind of a course are you anyway? Should I insure my club before I see you Sweettea? I think I'll get it reinforced before I see you.
 

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Anselmo... screw the insurance policy. Just "ensure" that your club is working properly because if you don't satisfy Alana at least 4 times... she'll kick your ass :)
 

anselmo

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Oh, so I know she's a par 4 course. Hopefully she'll be flexible this Friday and let me play her as a par 5. I'm bringing my special putter to improve my score with her.
If she kicks my ass, that wouldn't be such a bad thing! LOL
 

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Pimply Posterior

Rogie said:
...that you could be thinking about my pimply purple posterior
Just to let you guys know that Alana had the photographs from her session with Rogie developed and she was kind enough to forward one of them to my attention. For your added enjoyment... I've removed the colour to assist you with the opportunity to put a "pimply" zit on any part of Rogie's ass you wish. :)

http://pbskids.org/barney/children/coloring/feelingscoloring1.html

I am currently working on an updated adult version on this very serious hobbying subject and will be using Barney... I mean Rogie as the role model. I'm not sure who I'll be using to work with him... but I can assure everyone that it won't be Baby Bob. Sweettea do you have a picture of you "riding" a bike?

http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/playsafelycover.html
 

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To state the obvious

calloway said:
I am currently working on an updated adult version on this very serious hobbying subject and will be using Barney... I mean Rogie as the role model. I'm not sure who I'll be using to work with him... but I can assure everyone that it won't be Baby Bob. Sweettea do you have a picture of you "riding" a bike?

http://pbskids.org/barney/children/storytime/playsafelycover.html
I believe one of Barney's dino buddies is name BJ. Why exactly do you think they chose that?
 
calloway said:
I've found out that you'll be taking care of a couple old Terbites tomorrow.
How you callin' old, boy? I've tried to stay out of this fricus, but it would seem that I need to temporaily un-retire (It was highly over-rated anyway...) to see what all the excitement is about.

See you tonight Alana... ;-)
 

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Okay now that we find out this morning that Stoo is cumming out of retirement to see Alana... there's obviously not going to be enough room behind her headboard for all these Terb achievement awards :)

To quote from one of my favourite movies... which was not a porno by the way.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat" - Police Chief Martin Brody, Jaws, 1975

"I'm going need a bigger wall" - Sweettea/Alana, Cambridge, 2004
 
calloway said:
Remember... don't piss Sweettea off... it only makes her hornier.
Funny, I was really good at pissing off my now-ex, but it didn't maker her horny, it just made her....well, pissed.

I must confess I feel a bit like a caboose, following along after most of you guys. (I know, what else is new...) Poor Anselmo... he's going to be like the dude that follows the horses at the Santa Claus parade!
 

anselmo

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So does that mean you're not ready for me now? Let me know cause I really want to play,if you're not Ok I'll have to find another course. Tried to confirm my booking and your box is full(unfortunately not with my clubs) and can't leave a message. Please do some maintenace on your box and clear the messages please. Pm me to confirm my tee-off time tomorrow.
 
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