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As an enthusiest and veteran hobbiest, my ventures brought me to the Ajax spa, as I have yet to try it out.

For those of you who don't know, this spa (and I use the term loosely) is located at the corner of Westney and Clemments Rd in Ajax (of course...duh).
Rear entrance (hehe).

I was greeted by a middle aged Oriental woman, who led me about 2 ft down the hallway and into the room.

The Room

How many of you have seen the movie SAW? Well the room reminded me of the bathroom/main setting sans dead body - except it is the size of the janitors closet. Tile floors, ZERO heat, dank and dingy. It was hard to get into the mood, infact any mood as I froze as I layed nude awaiting my destiny.

The Massage

Maybe it was the egg-sized goose bumps, maybe, 'cause she saw my wedding tackle submerged in my body, I was asked "aw you cowd". Yes damn it! I was given the luxury of a small ceramic heater blasting on my body. Now as massages go, I find Oriental girls give the best reasl massage, and this woman credit for that....and only that. It was a very indepth, relaxing massage.

Down-side #1:the massage table legs aren't level on the floor. as the massage got harder, the table rocked back and forth, leaving that soothing *SQUEEEEEEEEEK-A-BANG-BANG*

Down-side #2: the bitch wouldn't shut the fuck up. She tried selling me a 2 hour massage with 1/2 hr of her walking on my back. Also went on how all other mp's don't offer good service and she does. Now she repeated these 2 things for about 20 minutes ( I think that's all her translator taught her this week). It was like talking to or , shall I say, arguing with a wall.

The finish

As I lay on my back, the massage got soft, you all know the finger tip tickles...then for the first time in my life I was scared for my dignity. She pours what felt like a 1/2 gallon of oil down my ass crack. She walks away. At this point, I am far from hard, and All I have is images from that SAW movie going through my head. I was almost bracing for impact!!


to be continued later.....
 
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fish4phish said:
The finish

As I lay on my back, the massage got soft, you all know the finger tip tickles...then for the first time in my life I was scared for my dignity. She pours what felt like a 1/2 gallon of oil down my ass crack. She walks away. At this point, I am far from hard, and All I have is images from that SAW movie going through my head. I was almost bracing for impact!!


to be continued later.....
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Please! go on....
 
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fish4phish

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Ajax spa -Cont'd

I feared that I was going to get violated in an unimaginable way....

Fortunatly for me, there was no parking in the rear garage. I was told to flip. I did so.

She was not sexy. Female version of Slough from the goonies. The first look I got of her since my visit. Beauty is only a dimmer switch away. Cheers to technology.

Was given the standard offers of an mpa. Went for the NR ('cause hey, can't go wrong with titties)- I was ready to oil up her ass crack and see what she says... But there was no reverse on the NR... she just did a N and said extra $20 to touch. Now I don't understand the difference between N and NR in her eyes, but thats besides the point. I think she was pissed that I didn't want BS. **stared at titties... only way to focus**

Once again, she didn't shut the fuck up while giving Mr. Johnson a hows-your-father. "ooo My body sooo sexy, , so soft and tight. My skin so soft, you want body slide."

Don't know if her skin was soft, I would have had to mortgage my house off to see. I do know her hands weren't soft. Felt like a construction worker giving an angry handjob.

Finally I popped and damn near blew through the half moldy asbestos ceiling from the shear choking pressure she had on my yogurt thrower. Choke the chicken? She damn near pulled its fuckin head off!

Now I thought it was over... just a little clean up to do. She was kind enough to do this for me. Big mistake. It took about 5 minutes. Once again, she didn't shut the fuck up. Also the clean up lacked something to be desired as all she did for the 5 minutes was wipe my ass with a paper towel and rub it on my belly. It was like sand paper. I was beginning to wonder if she drew blood. Finally I stopped her, as I don't clean my ass that thoroghly!!! (let alone rub it back all over myself)

I finally got dressed and staved off hypothermia. Exit stage left. On the way out, this sadistic bitch to me to come back and tell my friends.

So here you go.

My belly smells like shit, my dick is sore and purple, and I am still wondering why there was all that oil in my ass.

VISIT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!
 
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Beauty is only a dimmer switch away. Cheers to technology.
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Oh my god. I just about lost bladder control. Dude, you should do stand-up. I thought *I* was funny, but damn...

That was awesome.
 
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Ajax spa

fish4phish said:
I feared that I was going to get violated in an unimaginable way....

Fortunatly for me, there was no parking in the rear garage. I was told to flip. I did so.

She was not sexy. Female version of Slough from the goonies. The first look I got of her since my visit. Beauty is only a dimmer switch away. Cheers to technology.

Was given the standard offers of an mpa. Went for the NR ('cause hey, can't go wrong with titties)- I was ready to oil up her ass crack and see what she says... But there was no reverse on the NR... she just did a N and said extra $20 to touch. Now I don't understand the difference between N and NR in her eyes, but thats besides the point. I think she was pissed that I didn't want BS. **stared at titties... only way to focus**

Once again, she didn't shut the fuck up while giving Mr. Johnson a hows-your-father. "ooo My body sooo sexy, , so soft and tight. My skin so soft, you want body slide."

Don't know if her skin was soft, I would have had to mortgage my house off to see. I do know her hands weren't soft. Felt like a construction worker giving an angry handjob.

Finally I popped and damn near blew through the half moldy asbestos ceiling from the shear choking pressure she had on my yogurt thrower. Choke the chicken? She damn near pulled its fuckin head off!

Now I thought it was over... just a little clean up to do. She was kind enough to do this for me. Big mistake. It took about 5 minutes. Once again, she didn't shut the fuck up. Also the clean up lacked something to be desired as all she did for the 5 minutes was wipe my ass with a paper towel and rub it on my belly. It was like sand paper. I was beginning to wonder if she drew blood. Finally I stopped her, as I don't clean my ass that thoroghly!!! (let alone rub it back all over myself)

I finally got dressed and staved off hypothermia. Exit stage left. On the way out, this sadistic bitch to me to come back and tell my friends.

So here you go.

My belly smells like shit, my dick is sore and purple, and I am still wondering why there was all that oil in my ass.

VISIT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!
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You only forgot to mention that she also stutters. I remember her from years back when she worked from her basement in Scarborough. I stupidly fell for a NR and then she tells me "But I leave my underwear on when I do nude."
 
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you poor bugger, thanks for the laugh. I can honestly say I have had a similar experience...and I think someone ought to start a thread of one's worst experiences in the hobby. It was done years back and I would love to see one again. I think this one ranks up there...
 
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gizzard

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Poor You

Poor you, so what did it cost you in total for that wonderful experience? Maybe you came at the wrong time, you know different girls, different days or times? I feel for ya.
 
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Bearlythere

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Quite often, most of these places only have about 3 girls, the low budget MP is NOT a place where you get to pick. Lets face it, if they employ this chick, it is doubtful the others will be anything different.
 
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moretowels

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You can take some small comfort in the fact that your lousy experience has brought some humour into the lives of others.

Thanks for the stellar review!
 
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ub9ib6

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ya man i checked that place out as well. only the garage door on the left of it was open and people were loading up a van so it was pretty akward to even go in the place. when i finally got up the nerve i went to the back door and was greeted by the same woman. instant turtle turle.....she tried hard to make me stay but i just couldn't. i said no and left. thank god i did from reading this review. thanx for takin' one for the team.
 
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gizzard

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That Bad

Is this place as bad as you guys make it out to be? I live fairly close but have never ventured. How many girls here??? I know they are open very late, but anything else in Ajax area???
 
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