Ajax Spa - Takin one for the team ...again
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funniest story on terb...i cant laugh for a good week..sorry man but it was too funnyfish4phish said:I feared that I was going to get violated in an unimaginable way....
Fortunatly for me, there was no parking in the rear garage. I was told to flip. I did so.
She was not sexy. Female version of Slough from the goonies. The first look I got of her since my visit. Beauty is only a dimmer switch away. Cheers to technology.
Was given the standard offers of an mpa. Went for the NR ('cause hey, can't go wrong with titties)- I was ready to oil up her ass crack and see what she says... But there was no reverse on the NR... she just did a N and said extra $20 to touch. Now I don't understand the difference between N and NR in her eyes, but thats besides the point. I think she was pissed that I didn't want BS. **stared at titties... only way to focus**
Once again, she didn't shut the fuck up while giving Mr. Johnson a hows-your-father. "ooo My body sooo sexy, , so soft and tight. My skin so soft, you want body slide."
Don't know if her skin was soft, I would have had to mortgage my house off to see. I do know her hands weren't soft. Felt like a construction worker giving an angry handjob.
Finally I popped and damn near blew through the half moldy asbestos ceiling from the shear choking pressure she had on my yogurt thrower. Choke the chicken? She damn near pulled its fuckin head off!
Now I thought it was over... just a little clean up to do. She was kind enough to do this for me. Big mistake. It took about 5 minutes. Once again, she didn't shut the fuck up. Also the clean up lacked something to be desired as all she did for the 5 minutes was wipe my ass with a paper towel and rub it on my belly. It was like sand paper. I was beginning to wonder if she drew blood. Finally I stopped her, as I don't clean my ass that thoroghly!!! (let alone rub it back all over myself)
I finally got dressed and staved off hypothermia. Exit stage left. On the way out, this sadistic bitch to me to come back and tell my friends.
So here you go.
My belly smells like shit, my dick is sore and purple, and I am still wondering why there was all that oil in my ass.
VISIT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!
Did you learn a second language atleast?
