Sorry Sis, Mr. 13" is in jail right now. The guy ran a chop shop back in the days and got caught. Actually, he might be on parole by now. I haven't checked on him lately. I'll send him your number if he's out.Cute In A Kilt said:Can I get 13"'s number LOL And back to the gay comment, seriously have you hung around them much??????
Gay guys? I've had many gay friends in the past. I used to be a club junkie. Although I'm not gay myself, they are great to hang around. They make the best wingman ever! In places like New York City, you needed a gay friend to get you in to the best clubs (i.e. Old Paradise Garage) where the hottest hetero women used to hang out. Anytime you're in a city that you're not familiar with, just go where the gay guy hangs out (i.e. hair places, record shops) and you'll get the 411 on the best restaurants, clubs and shopping. Gay guys are not so bad. They really know how to have fun though.
So you're the one!! You're the one who makes me splash on my shoes, zip up too early so the 'shake' happens in my briefs and make me stand too close to the urinals so that my coat touches the porcelin.DaBig Aristotle said:I look at other dudes peeing in the urinals
And another thing. It was cold outside when you saw me and there was some major shrinkage. I SWEAR!!