Afternoon quickie

[Bud123]

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old
son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle
and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted.

A few moments passed ... "An ambulance just drove by"

A few moments later,"Looks like the Anderson's have company", he called
out.

"Matt's riding a new bike....."

A few moments later, 'Looks like the Sanders are moving"

"Jason is on his skate board...."

A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!!"

Startled, Mother and Dad shot up in bed!!!
Dad cautiously asked, "How do you know they are having sex?"

"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle too."

 

[tboy]

Yup, that is a good one! Have to remember that....

 

[Shades]

Another Quickie

George W Bush and John Cheney go into an restaurant to order breakfast.
The cute blonde waitress comes to the table and asks what they would like.
Cheney speaks first and says, "I'll have two eggs over and a side of bacon, please."
Turning to the President she nervously asks, "And what would you like Mr. President?"
Bush says, " I'd like a quickie"
The waitress turns bright red and says, " Mr. President, I thought you were better than that. I didn't expect you to be like that disgusting sex obsessed Clinton." And with that she storms off.
Cheney leans over to Bush and says, "Mr. President, I think that is pronounced Quiche."