After 2 years finally got laid off of Ashley Madison

[Eddie401]

It took 2 years but I finally had sex with a woman I met on Ashley Madison. For anyone considering this as an alternative to SP's....don't. There are some seriously fucked up women on that site. Guys hit these sites for sex, some of the women as well, but a lot of them are looking for some cosmic connection that they can't get with their husbands because they are bat...shit...crazy.

Example:

Me: So why are you an AM?
Her: I'm looking for a man to make me feel special the way my husband doesn't. Don't want divorce just special friend. What about you?
Me: Sort of the same. Happy with personal life but there's a physical disconnect so here I am.
Her: Do you love your wife?
Me: Of course, that's not the issue.
Her: What?! Why are you here then you piece of shit??!
Me: WTF?

And then there was the woman who described herself as 5'4 120 lbs with a DD chest. Provided some face pictures that looked pretty good. We meet for a coffee and she's got the DDs but she had to weigh 200 lbs and had a moustache. I nearly asked her to join my Movember team...

Now I'm knocking on 50 but I do spend a couple hours a day in the gym and only use AM because banging my neighbours and co-workers seems a little risky (been there done that)....so I'm trying to figure out a way to get the hell out of there and am eyeing the fire alarm when she says "I know we've gotten really close chatting online but now that I've met you you're just not my type, I really didn't want to hurt you". I didn't spit my coffee out but I did choke on it before saying "don't worry about me, I'll be ok..." with a straight face.

These are just two examples of the dozens of nitwits I've met online and half-dozen I've met in person so yah I needed to crow a bit that I actually got laid using Ashley Madison...after two years. The hookup was awesome BTW but she's too far away for it to be a regular thing. I just happened to be travelling on business.

Still if I consider the credits purchased, many, many private pics I had to tweak and endless mind-numbing conversations I had to endure...

SPs are a married horndog's best friend.

 

[Tiger]

Haha, good post brother. Congrats on the win

 

[fuji]

See the recent media story about the woman who got paid to write 1000 fake profiles. The problem is AM makes you spend money to buy "credits", rather than selling you a monthly all-inclusive subscription. I could deal with the fake profiles if it was just a matter of wading through bullshit to reach the real people, but when you are paying per-message, and some large % are just totally fake -- well it pisses me off too much to bother.

I think in reality you have a zillion times better chance of finding an affair on PoF or other mainstream dating site. Look for the profiles where women hide their faces, etc., better odds than AM.

 

[ogibowt]

after reading your self serving post, i agree with the woman who described you as a piece of shit

 

[blackbrit]

LOL....time for a visit to my fav SP. AM is like BP...b&S

 

[shack]

SPs are a married horndog's best friend.

And that's the bottom line.

Aside from the time you spent what did it cost you in $$$?

 

[DanJ]

after reading your self serving post, i agree with the woman who described you as a piece of shit

Self serving? It took 2 years!! He didn't come here and write a big long thing about a bunch of phony success stories to make himself the big man. I'd be writing about it too in his situation. Of course, I've also been called a piece of shit

 

[rhuarc29]

Example:
Me: So why are you an AM?
Her: I'm looking for a man to make me feel special the way my husband doesn't. Don't want divorce just special friend. What about you?
Me: Sort of the same. Happy with personal life but there's a physical disconnect so here I am.
Her: Do you love your wife?
Me: Of course, that's not the issue.
Her: What?! Why are you here then you piece of shit??!
Me: WTF?

That's too funny. She thought you were a piece of shit for loving your wife, yet still wanting physical intimacy, while she doesn't want to divorce (money and stability?) someone she doesn't love, so she thinks having an affair is morally okay. Personally, I don't see the difference between you and her in that regard. Either you're both pieces of shit or your both not. What does your own opinion of your significant other have to do with it?

 

[Eddie401]

after reading your self serving post, i agree with the woman who described you as a piece of shit

There are 10 gazillion posts in here from guys talking about how big their cocks are and how they made this or that SP have 10 orgasms. Are you jumping all over those posts? Noooooooo.....

I post about taking two years to get laid and being rejected by a short, fat woman with a moustache and you call that self-serving?

Forest....the education system has failed you.

 

[Eddie401]

And that's the bottom line.

Aside from the time you spent what did it cost you in $$$?

Somewhere around $1K almost all of it in the early going. As time passed I targeted the women I approached more selectively.

 

[Eddie401]

That's too funny. She thought you were a piece of shit for loving your wife, yet still wanting physical intimacy, while she doesn't want to divorce (money and stability?) someone she doesn't love, so she thinks having an affair is morally okay. Personally, I don't see the difference between you and her in that regard. Either you're both pieces of shit or your both not. What does your own opinion of your significant other have to do with it?

Not sure about her logic but it was enough for me to get shown the door. Kinda thinking I might have dodged a bullet there....

 

[Eddie401]

I think in reality you have a zillion times better chance of finding an affair on PoF or other mainstream dating site. Look for the profiles where women hide their faces, etc., better odds than AM.

Hmmm....good advice.

 

[IRIS]

but she had to weigh 200 lbs and had a moustache. I nearly asked her to join my Movember team...

After 2 years waiting who cares the little moustache? You must to be horny if you meet Shrek with ZZ Top beard

 

[frankcastle]

Nothing self serving.

Thanks for sharing.

How was the sex. What was different about this lady?

 

[Rockslinger]

The OP's experience is similar to those expressed by other members in previous threads about AM.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Ashley Madison is in the news this week.
They are being sued by a former female worker from Toronto who was asked to help set up a new Brazilian Ashley Madison website and right out of the gate she was asked to create 1,000 fake female profiles meant to lure men to the new Brazilian Ashley Madison website.
Quote:

“The purpose of these profiles is to entice paying heterosexual male members to join and spend money on the website,” it reads.
“They do not belong to any genuine members of Ashley Madison — or any real human beings at all.”

"Silva says she didn’t question her assignment, and no one at the company suggested there was anything “unlawful or improper” about the alleged phony profiles.
In fact, she was led to believe “that doing so was some sort of a normal business practice in the industry,”

"On its website, Ashley Madison says it does not pre-screen members and can’t “guarantee the authenticity of any profile,” warning that “anyone who is able to commit identity theft can also falsify a dating profile.”


http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/...n_hired_to_write_up_fake_female_profiles.html

 

[blackrock13]

My question is, two years and how much cash?

 

[Yoga Face]

Ashley Madison is in the news this week.
They are being sued by a former female worker from Toronto who was asked to help set up a new Brazilian Ashley Madison website and right out of the gate she was asked to create 1,000 fake female profiles meant to lure men to the new Brazilian Ashley Madison website.
Quote:

“The purpose of these profiles is to entice paying heterosexual male members to join and spend money on the website,” it reads.
“They do not belong to any genuine members of Ashley Madison — or any real human beings at all.”

"Silva says she didn’t question her assignment, and no one at the company suggested there was anything “unlawful or improper” about the alleged phony profiles.
In fact, she was led to believe “that doing so was some sort of a normal business practice in the industry,”

"On its website, Ashley Madison says it does not pre-screen members and can’t “guarantee the authenticity of any profile,” warning that “anyone who is able to commit identity theft can also falsify a dating profile.”


http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/...n_hired_to_write_up_fake_female_profiles.html

no surprise there

i wonder how many chat lines have paid female chatters

 

[mrdoyle]

AM can work. I have been using it for 4 years. Spent about $250 (which let's me send msgs to 120 different women) and have gotten laid by about 15 different women. With some, just once; with others regularly for months. Currently seeing an attractive 35 yr old & we get together 1-2 times a week. Super sex...better than I've had with a SP. Although, I do recognize the differences: we have a greater degree of intimacy, there was no 'guarantee' of getting laid when I first contacted her , it took 2 weeks of investment on my part before it happened (exchanging notes & meeting a couple times) & we communicate regularly (which I actually want).

I am 50, in great shape, look younger & told am good looking. All of which may improve my odds...though I think I do well on AM because I know how to communicate. I can contact 5, get an initial reply from 4, eventually meet 3 and then end up fucking 2. As I said, it works (though, yes, there are fake profiles, which are easy to spot).

 

[Jiffypop69]

Probably still better than AFF where you're hounded by SP'S....wait...nevermind