9" or 9" +

[luv4lust]

where are you ?
some guy said there are lots of you out there

 

[HG Hunter]

where are you ?
some guy said there are lots of you out there

Me thinks he needs glasses. Or a new ruler.

 

[blackrock13]

They're spending way too much time standing in front of their mirrors looking at their reflections to be anywhere in public, sorry.

 

[jbar]

where are you ?
some guy said there are lots of you out there

9+9? The answer is 18. Your turn:

67+43


*Runs*

 

[luv4lust]

Me thinks he needs glasses. Or a new ruler.

lol i wonder how he knows lol

 

[Brill]

Nine inches!
That's past my wrist!!

 

[GDLLover]

I guess it all depends on where you start the measurement from.

 

[Cycleguy007]

I guess it all depends on where you start the measurement from.

LOL! Beat me too it GDL!

 

[blackrock13]

Then there's the old, if I folded it in half I'd ........... you know.

 

[Cobra Enorme]

lu44lust, are those your real pics?

 

[Cycleguy007]

This guy might be able to help ya out...

 

[SaturnFan]

Me thinks he needs glasses. Or a new ruler.

Or maybe he was reading the ruler on the metric side - 9 cm !

 

[luv4lust]

lu44lust, are those your real pics?

no they're fakes lol

 

[bucky88]

He's been watching too much porn.

 

[amber-jade]

I guess it all depends on where you start the measurement from.

i think most men start the measurement from the crack of the butt.

 

[wangbang]

I guess it all depends on where you start the measurement from.

I measure from the furthest wall.

 

[luv4lust]

I measure from the furthest wall.

rotflmfao

 

[Cycleguy007]

I found a viable solution!

Since none of us are as "gifted" as Mr. Steele, (hey, when your THAT big he gets called Mr!) and since you may not be on his TDL, (Maybe Carrie Moon could get you his #), I have come up with a viable solution for you...

 

[GDLLover]

I measure from the furthest wall.

This might be close.

Using the same theory as trees, the canopy of a tree is only 1/3 the size of the roots. Therefore at 9" only 3" are visible.

 

[Mia.Colpa]

where are you ?

You rang?