3 wishes

[havingfun]

So I have my noble moments, this isn't one of them. A genie grants you 3 wishes, what would you wish for? My wishes (it is Friday night)
1) to have as much sex as I want without consequence
2) to be able to eat as much as I want without consequence
3) to be able to drink as much as I want without consequence

 

[kstanb]

1) to be able to see the future (this way betting is so easy)
2) to be able to read women's minds
3) get 3 more wishes

 

[RZG]

1) Desire for nothing except desirelessness. 2) Hope for nothing except to rise above all hopes. 3) Want nothing and you have everything.

 

[Frankfooter]

1) have as many more wishes as I want.

 

[anon1]

 

[Butler1000]

Omnipotence

Omniscient

Eternal youth

Now I just have to decide on the name my worshippers with use.

 

[wigglee]

1) world peace
2)win the $24 million on 6/49
3) trigger a 12 minute multi-orgasm whenever I snap my finger

 

[oil&gas]

1) to have as much sex as I want without consequence
2) to be able to eat as much as I want without consequence
3) to be able to drink as much as I want without consequence

These wishes can be summed up in a single one--to stay
as young as you are in your 20's forever. Unfortunately
that is not realistic. Here are some of the wishes you will
make in reality when you start your 'golden age'.

1) To have your morning wood restored.
2) To be able to trust a fart.
3) To pee without leaking.

 

[james t kirk]

1. Good health
2. To be eternally 28 years old.
3. To be wealthy enough for me.

 

[Mr Deeds]

Good health
financial security
love of a good woman

 

[malata]

Thanos's Infinity Gauntlet
Scarlett J
Wanda M

 

[bluecolt]

Whatever you do, don't ask for a little head. You might get, a very small head.

 

[Davious]

Zombie apocalypse
Gun with unlimited ammo
Reset button to start all over when I want

 

[VERYBADBOY]

Omnipotence

Omniscient

Eternal youth

Now I just have to decide on the name my worshippers with use.

Your third wish is wasted because with the first two Omni you have that at your fingerprints... your third should be Omnipresent ... then of course you could be everywhere at any time ... paradoxes aside and limitations on genie wishes.

VBB

 

[icespot]

1) for the following characteristics to disappear from all people:
Envy
Greed
Vanity
Narcissism
Violence
Hate
Discrimination

2) for every person in the world to have a beautiful.
joyful, life in the service of others.

3) When death comes, for all people to have a peaceful death, knowing they had a wonderful life.

 

[shack]

Unfortunately
that is not realistic. Here are some of the wishes you will
make in reality when you start your 'golden age'.

1) To have your morning wood restored.
2) To be able to trust a fart.
3) To pee without leaking.

This was a fun thread until you decided to bring reality into the equation.

 

[Smallcock]

2) To be able to trust a fart.
3) To pee without leaking.

I was thinking about wearing an adult diaper for a week, just to test it out, so I know what to look forward to decades from now.