People will make predictions early in the year that will largely prove wrong. Dieters will fall off the wagon by the second week of the year along with Leaf fans.
2015 Predictions
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North and South Korea announce plans for unification talks against the wishes of China and Japan. Harper is almost forced to resign but manages to eek out a minority in the fall, Mulcair looks impressive enough to form the opposition, Trudeau flounders and resgns after a humiliating showing. The Canadian dollar drops below 60 cents, then rises in the fourth quarter as oil prices rise. Fidel Castro dies. Russia declares bankruptcy. Massage places in Toronto increase mileage, but business still goes down. The first charges in Canada under bill C36 will be in York region but will be stayed by the crown. Alberta and BC announce plans to merge, speculation for session from Canada comes up. The LCBO is sold off. Subban's lips touch the Stanley Cup. Japan's economy goes further into recession. Iran goes secretly nuclear like Israel but their economy collapses due to low oil prices. The winter around here turns out to be a dud.
Ceiling Cat (who has Down syndrome) gets caught in a C36 police sting with a 300-pound Backpage hooker. Lawyers around the country feel sorry for him because it would be impossible for him to get laid without paying for it.
Alan Young decides to take up Cat's case pro bono and challenges his arrest in Supreme court. Ceiling Cat wins his case eventually, C36 is overturned, and prostitution becomes legal making our retarded Cat a legend and folk hero in the sex industry. Escort agencies even go so far as to erect (no pun intended) a statue in his honor at corner of Jarvis & Carlton.
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Alan Young decides to take up Cat's case pro bono and challenges his arrest in Supreme court. Ceiling Cat wins his case eventually, C36 is overturned, and prostitution becomes legal making our retarded Cat a legend and folk hero in the sex industry. Escort agencies even go so far as to erect (no pun intended) a statue in his honor at corner of Jarvis & Carlton.
/The end
