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I’m old fashion I prefer a separate switch and a separate fuse the reason being a switch might get damaged you have to replace it go to any automotive parts or even Home Depot for a switch as for fuses almost everybody has him, mind you the old-fashioned quarter inch diameter glass fuses they’re...

There once was a girl named Mary Brown, who said no man could ever lay her down. Out of the woods came pistol Pete 20 pounds of hanging meat, Pete made his pass he rammed his deck up Mary’s ass. Mary was smart, she blew a fart. Now in the woods goes pistol Pete 20 pounds of shredded wheat...

There’s a big automotive manufacturer starts with H that had a problem in 2003 in one of their cars. The heater switch basically melted use due to the fact under gauge wire and bad design. Yes I had one of those cars, when the switch started not work I opened up the dash panel and found...

There’s a big automotive manufacturer starts with H that had a problem in 2003 in one of their cars. The heater switch basically melted use due to the fact under gauge wire and bad design. Yes I had one of those cars, when the switch started not work I opened up the dash panel and found...

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, I'm sorry, but the manager says we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat...

White guys vacationing in Jamaica has a night out in the bar finds a prostitute as a real good time. The prostitute tells the guy if I’m not good have my name Wendy tattooed on your deck, he thinks to himself that’s a great idea and does it. Couple weeks pass these in the same bar enjoying some...

Things in life aren’t that difficult to repair, it’s only the first time you do it by yourself it scares the crap out of you. You mentioned you hit the brakes and they went down to the floor to things one when you did the brakes pushed the cylinder or piston back into the caliper but the brake...

A wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, “Windows frozen, won’t open.” The husband texts back, “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and tap the edges with a hammer.” The wife texts back five minutes later, “Computer really messed up now.” She: “Honey, I don’t like you with the...

A wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, “Windows frozen, won’t open.” The husband texts back, “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and tap the edges with a hammer.” The wife texts back five minutes later, “Computer really messed up now.” She: “Honey, I don’t like you with the...

Get someone like Judge Dreed.....Judge, jury and executioner all in one shot. Enough of this bale in one door out the other. Waiting so long for a court date and credit for time served. Bring back the rope for the death penalty jail over crowed, out in the field tent over head. one phone call a...

Here’s something to think about, publicly release the names of the judges that freely give out bail. Also they should explain to the public why the judge thought bail was granted. The other argument is that the jails are filled overflowing, boo who. Do it the way I think that Las Vegas Sheriff...

So a newspaper article stated that this 21 year old, I won’t mention his name but he might be an international student? Was out on bail now, if these judges don’t grow a set it will be a revolving door policy. It stated that he is facing $305,000 charge and another robbery in Oakville must be...

What are the three rings in life? One there is the engagement ring two there is the wedding ring and three comes the suffering

Husband: I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end. Friend: Wow, that’s really impressive! What did she say?! Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!” The other day, my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, but I accidentally...

The group is and one, and the song in question is time killer. You tell me what you hear?

In a bar there are three gentlemen there a carpenter a banker and a new fee the carpenter decides to get a table dance, and return he puts $50 in the G string. The banker decides to have a lap dance, and puts $100 in the G string. The new fee decides to get a dance, takes out his bank card...

A girl finally decides to break up with her 25-year-old boyfriend, she tells a boyfriend I don’t want to see you anymore I think you’re a pedophile! The boyfriend replies pedophile that’s a pretty big word coming from a 10-year-old.

Okay you guys, you have it all wrong. These teenagers were watching the movie top secret, and in the beginning of the movie there is a fight on top of the train. These teenagers thought they would be as tough as the East German soldier, they were wrong. Just go and watch the first three minutes...

I print my own pictures, on an Epson wide printer. I use glossy photographic paper and I can print up to 13 x 19” a lot cheaper in the long run. I have a continuous ink system which saves a shed load of money because each of the original cartridges only hold I think about 6 mL of ink six colours...

The vehicle in question, was a white van if I recall GMC. As for driving over their lawn no I don’t stoop to that, what was it Sir Connery said “ if they put one of you in the hospital but one of them in the grave”not literally. And this incident where they tried taking the door down with the...