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  1. Kilt Boy

    Club 77

    Customer service AI engines take note.
  2. Kilt Boy

    Barb's last days

    Well, I've moved to Moncton, so ... my options are limited. The only club in the area (Angies) doesn't open until 7 and the CR is wide open. It took me a while to figure out that the girls are prohibited from getting nude onstage.it's hell. I've been watching my bank account skyrocket, though.
  3. Kilt Boy

    Barb's last days

    Ah, Barb's. I miss you.
  4. Kilt Boy

    Playmates Dancers

    Kilts FTW.
  5. Kilt Boy

    Holy Rollers at the Strip Club

    That's an interesting tactic. I hadn't encountered them when I was in Ottawa. The girls aren't going to be swayed by this. It's particularly vile because you're invading someone's place of work with bad intentions. Management should get them out right away as they aren't buying drinks (I assume)...
  6. Kilt Boy

    Playmates Dancers

    Have you ever considered wearing a kilt?
  7. Kilt Boy

    Playmates Dancers

    Lick a twenty and stick it to your forehead. It works every time. Not even kidding. It makes an impression, and lets her know that you aren't a time waster. Give her the twenty. You've wasted more on less. Instant favourite.
  8. Kilt Boy

    Club 77

    "I wasn't staring at your ass. That's where I usually stare. Your ass was in my staring spot. I think you need to apologize."
  9. Kilt Boy

    Pigale Dancers.

    Thank you for cutting it short. If we stop letting that shit happen, they'll eventually figure out that it only hurts them.
  10. Kilt Boy

    Club 77

    Hilarious. If I go into a club and see only one girl on the floor, I'll probably leave. That attitude would kind of backfire. I don't want to have to approach the bartender or DJ and say, "The floor model is okay, but what do you have in the back?"
  11. Kilt Boy

    Club 77

    Zebra booty. My favourite.
  12. Kilt Boy

    Playmates Dancers

    It just seems to me that being able to text her privately would be less intrusive than asking everyone here multiple times, and easier than driving all over town with the odd bit of hope.
  13. Kilt Boy

    Playmates Dancers

    Ask her for her phone number next time and text her for info.
  14. Kilt Boy

    Club 77

    Negotiate harder. "We start counting, one song at a time, the second your panties hit the floor." That could be your starting position.
  15. Kilt Boy

    Bad Breath

    That's crazy! I mean, who wears underwear?
  16. Kilt Boy

    Barefax Dancers

    Following @strip club guy in the Pigale Dancers thread, I thought I'd post a VERY old ohoto from the golden years at Bare Fax. It was so long ago, I was still wearing pants.
  17. Kilt Boy

    How much longer

    Thank you for your input.
  18. Kilt Boy

    Strippers not approaching anyone

    Pay me and I'll come back. :LOL: I intend to make a short trip back sometime in the next year, but I don't know when. I'll try to give some notice so we can tear it up.
  19. Kilt Boy

    Strippers not approaching anyone

    Here's a fun trick: keep a $20 bill out and handy. When you manage to catch the eye of someone you're interested in, make sure they see you, lick the bill and stick it to your forehead. She'll come over.
  20. Kilt Boy

    Strippers not approaching anyone

    I used to be friends with a lot of the girls. They'd come around and chat and make a general nuisance of themselves. sigh. It was the worst! ;) Who am I kidding? I loved it. However, I would always take the time to remind them why they were there. I would love to have whiled away a lazy...
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