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What are the three rings in life? One there is the engagement ring two there is the wedding ring and three comes the suffering

Husband: I had a terrible row with my wife last night. But she crawled to me on her knees in the end. Friend: Wow, that’s really impressive! What did she say?! Husband: “Come out from under that sofa, you coward!” The other day, my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, but I accidentally...

The group is and one, and the song in question is time killer. You tell me what you hear?

In a bar there are three gentlemen there a carpenter a banker and a new fee the carpenter decides to get a table dance, and return he puts $50 in the G string. The banker decides to have a lap dance, and puts $100 in the G string. The new fee decides to get a dance, takes out his bank card...

A girl finally decides to break up with her 25-year-old boyfriend, she tells a boyfriend I don’t want to see you anymore I think you’re a pedophile! The boyfriend replies pedophile that’s a pretty big word coming from a 10-year-old.

Okay you guys, you have it all wrong. These teenagers were watching the movie top secret, and in the beginning of the movie there is a fight on top of the train. These teenagers thought they would be as tough as the East German soldier, they were wrong. Just go and watch the first three minutes...

I print my own pictures, on an Epson wide printer. I use glossy photographic paper and I can print up to 13 x 19” a lot cheaper in the long run. I have a continuous ink system which saves a shed load of money because each of the original cartridges only hold I think about 6 mL of ink six colours...

The vehicle in question, was a white van if I recall GMC. As for driving over their lawn no I don’t stoop to that, what was it Sir Connery said “ if they put one of you in the hospital but one of them in the grave”not literally. And this incident where they tried taking the door down with the...

Here is a few more tidbits about Brampton, especially in the neighborhood I live in. About four houses up from me the neighbor, I only know in passing had parked his vehicle out in front of his house. The front of the vehicle was facing West, it was a Saturday morning approximately 930 when the...

So many questions here one did he finally save up enough money to buy his drivers license? Two was he taught by a driving school in Brampton if so, that driving school should be under investigation. An final question, how much insurance is this guy going to pay. And one last note I wonder what...

And I bet you most of these yahoos are international students and not Canadian citizens, so therefore deport.

As a sniper, you are taught always to pick up your brass

The problem in Peel region is twofold. One the police traffic enforcement is basically nonexistent, I’m talking about small stuff failing to signal, not coming to a complete stop, the police only want go after speeders and high end speeders I’m not talking 20 over I’m talking well over that. If...

would have hit the brake oopsie gas pedal and while your under the car check the ball joints

Another fine example of a graduate of the Brampton truck driving school! I wish the government would clean up the mess that’s in Brampton for the right price you can get anything. I also have noticed an increase of Brampton transit buses going through red lights at major intersections! I really...

only if someone sees you and the other is if you get CONVICTED! I have done something like that removed all the screws from an office chair......please be seated....

Could it be Lee Van Cleef ?

Jared Fogle ?

where do I begin, when did people get so entitled? I live at a corner I had two vehicles parked one on each side of the property I go outside this morning don’t see anyone around I start cutting the grass while sure enough just as I finish cutting the grass these two guys came up the driveway...

Gives a whole new meaning to the Red Rocket