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Just the mear thought of that has sent shivers up my spine. Judging from my wife's swing, you would need some serious reconstructive surgery. Dave, seriously, why don't you go a beauty school and learn to do pedicures. While you wouldn't be a millionaire you certainly would love your job...

Actually this is quite interesting. Dave just offered for any women to use him as a golf club. I'm not sure, but this could be the start of a new form of golf. Human Golf or perhaps S&M golf. (I should trade-mark these terms before Alien takes credit for my ideas.)

No no no. Dave simply offered his services as a driver. I am in need a new golf club. I just offered Dave an opportunity to my new driver/caddy.

Actually Dave, I'm not insterested in your car, but would like to use you as a driver. I just got new irons. Beautiful pieces of art, those golf clubs are. However, I do need a new driver. Could I ask a few questions to see if you fit the bill? Dave, is your head very hard? I need a very...

This is very interesting. To me, it would seem that some sort of SP cooperative would be the best solution. Since it would be an in-call service, the locus of control is with the SP. Since there are several women, it would provide a much safer environment. Costs are split, new comers can...

Cologne is a personal thing. I prefer no cologne. And actually, a large percentage of women I meet tend to agree. Considering every women has different preferences, I think that choosing a brand and wearing one will actually limit the amount of women who would feel actracted to your scent or...

Yes, I have tried Creemore. It is very good. Many micro breweries are brewing some good stuff in Canada and the states. However, I really like the bitterness of a good strong lager or pilsner. Bitburger and Pilsner Urquell are my favourites right now. I am disappointed you can't get many...

Man I just saw the pics of Sasha Jones (not Tasha). Whooo weeee. Not that is what I call outstanding. But I take it by the area code (705) that she does not live/work in Toronto? Sasha if you read this, please please let me know when you'll be around next.

I really can't believe that we in Canada actually think our beer in something special. Canadian beer sucks just as bad as the US but we have some superiority complex like with hockey. The best beer is from Europe. Belgium has probably the most excellent hand crafted beer, but it is too...

Call me practical, but I absolutely hate high heels. Stilettos actually make me want to vomit. Not only do they do nasty damage to the woman's foot, but over time can cause damage to ligaments. Yuck Yuck Yuck. I have never seen a SP wear a nice practical flat shoe - ever. I find this a...

I may be new at this hobby, but I can tell you that I am looking for what I missed in my past. Call me weird, but high school, although not that long ago, left some pretty big scars in the way of interaction with women. The SPs I seek out have to remind me of a women or experience that I...

r u guyz serious? Fakies are brutal surgery that often go wrong, causing disfigurement and additional operations. Not only do women often loose sensitivity, but major complications can also be experienced do to child birth (forget about breast feeding), weight gain or loss. Men should not...