Recent content by kelli

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    "legitimate_rape"

    (insert sarcasm here) Hopefully the doctor that Mr. Akin had spoken to will release an informative DVD or how-to-book teaching all the women who were legitimately raped how to shut down their bodies so that pregnancy will be blocked. Actually, I would love to be more aware of how to do this...
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    Are pretty toes an invitation?

    While not every man is interested in ladies feet, there are many who are. Investing in a $25 pedicure each week is a guaranteed income generator. My foot fetish clients are just fabulous. I've even dedicated a section on my website just for them. Give them what they want right!? :) So many...
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    no private calls

    Oh my....How did you know?? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJjx7jTHA8
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    no private calls

    Red, You have over 12,000 posts so I feel you're being both provocative and rude. If you really feel its necessary to explain the obvious unintended use of the terminology 'private conversation' there are more positive ways to do so. Don't be an asshole, there are enough out there to deal...
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    breaking bad....

    DEA?? That's not a word... Walt?? What happens now.... tell me Gus!!! \\\\\\\\\Boom!!
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    A topless Kate Moss shows off her jumping skills aboard luxury yacht in St Tropez

    Irregardless of what I weigh, I just wanted to say that most women are confused as hell as what men expect us to weigh. And also what men expect us to state as our weight on our ads. Some automatically assume we are lying. Should I lie b/c of this expectation?? Others take it at face value...
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    Travelling Alone

    While I'm sure you can find sex for sale in just about any country, you may also want to consider the legal aspect of hobbying in a foreign country. While in places like Germany, Holland, NZ, etc. prostitution is legal, its not in all countries, and attitudes towards hobbying vary widely. The...
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    CBJ ratings?

    I insist on using dental dams because you can most definitely contract some STIs such as herpes, syphilis and chlamyidia via oral sex. This is a proven fact. Go ask your doctor or health care professional. Its your body. These STIs are not always visible while in contagious phases. I have...
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    What is the best way to "break up" with a regular?

    You should not have to break up with an SP ever. Just like me, an SP, should not have to make up an excuse for taking the day off for example. It does not concern someone's personal life. If you changed to a different dry cleaner would you send him roses and a card? With that said, if there...
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    CBJ ratings?

    You won't find dental dams in your average drug store like SDM or Rexall's. Most specialty sex shops on Toronto sell them. I get mine at the condom shack on Queen b/c these usually have the most flavours to pick from. But I endorse no store in particular. Most of the sex shops on Yonge st sell...
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    Totally out of Line and Broke My Anonymity

    I totally agree those suggestions I made may not be the best excuse for this lady and/or this situation. But I think there's no harm in suggesting other options that could be used. You never know her neighbour could be a PI..... There was no harm in suggesting ideas to Heather...
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    Watch the World’s Largest Shark Tank on Live Webcam

    I was amazed by the whale shark. I didn't read the site indepth, but I have to wonder how long they expect to keep it in that aquarium. Whale-sharks are the largest animals alive today. not easy pets to keep.
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    why do guys find porn more interesting than girls?

    This question is very different from your first one. I think men are more interested in sex because men have a different reproductive situation than women. Biologically/evolutionarily speaking, of course. Men can produce many million fertile sperm several times a day, every day for almost...
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    why do guys find porn more interesting than girls?

    Depends on the porn, HOF. My rates are listed on my homepage, I want you to be aware that I do not charge by minute, so I suggest a porno that has at least a hh of interest;) Although, I'm sure I could distract you...
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    ‘Syphilis plague’ on the rise in Canada

    The details can be found on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Syphilis - for just one example. Best go talk to a doctor or medical professional. Syphilis can be effectively treated with antibiotics, specifically intramuscular penicillin G and in those who are allergic ceftriaxone is recommended...