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Eve to Adam: Are we white or black
Adam: It doesn't matter, we are all the same
Eve: But I wanna know, so please ask God what we are in your next meeting
Adam: Ok ok but it will be quite embarrassing.
Adam meets God for the regular meeting, after serious items Adam says, Lord Eve would like to know whether we are white or black.
The Lord replies "You are who you are ". Adam delivers the message to Eve who jumped saying " I knew it, we are white"
Adam: How do you know.
Eve: The Lord said "You are who you are " not "You is who you is "
Adam: It doesn't matter, we are all the same
Eve: But I wanna know, so please ask God what we are in your next meeting
Adam: Ok ok but it will be quite embarrassing.
Adam meets God for the regular meeting, after serious items Adam says, Lord Eve would like to know whether we are white or black.
The Lord replies "You are who you are ". Adam delivers the message to Eve who jumped saying " I knew it, we are white"
Adam: How do you know.
Eve: The Lord said "You are who you are " not "You is who you is "
Been up all night, hope this funny when I'm awake
Brazil is retaliating against Trump’s tariffs by charging American tourists $1,000 for a bikini wax.
Brazil is retaliating against Trump’s tariffs by charging American tourists $1,000 for a bikini wax.
The United States and world reacted against Trumps tariffs by giving Trump's stock markets a 3 TRILLION dollar haircut!
Night job?
I imagine he performs pubic service work in the off hours. Environmental activist who volunteers ro recycle and filter the used Brazillian wax?
I thought post #920 in this thread was really funny, but most people missed it because it was only on the current page for 13 minutes. I had to micro-explain it to JerseyGirl on the dafont board. Identifying fonts is her forte. Understanding jokes, apparently is not.
I'm not too proud to admit that I might need you to explain it to me. There has to be more to it than a simpel Trumptin incel not knowing how to sell...
Sorry to anyone who felt my joke about herbs and fish was inappropriate.
I realise there’s a thyme and a plaice for these things...
I realise there’s a thyme and a plaice for these things...
asl?: often written a/s/l? means age? sex? location? when teenagers post in abbeviations in chat rooms, texts, etc.
The animated gif is how to say 'good luck' in American Sign Language, AKA ASL.
What I call Airplane! humour.
Planet F1: 2025 Australian F1 race team radio conversation between Lewis Hamilton and the Ferrari pit wall.
“Are we going Plan B?” Hamilton asks.
“Si,” replies his race engineer.
“Plan C?”
“No, B.”
“OK, Plan B then.”
“Si.”
“What the hell are you talking about, man!”
“Are we going Plan B?” Hamilton asks.
“Si,” replies his race engineer.
“Plan C?”
“No, B.”
“OK, Plan B then.”
“Si.”
“What the hell are you talking about, man!”
