You have to survive 20 minutes with one of them for $10 Million

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Which are you picking and why?

I'm going with the brown bear. I wanted to say alligator, but I rather play dead than trying to outrun an alligator.

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It doesn't matter which one you pick, you will never get a chance to enjoy that $10M but if you have kids, at least they will be happy.
Shtaaawwp you have to pick!
 

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Definitely the bear. So long as it's not hungry or with cubs, a bear is most likely to leave you alone.

Last one I'd want to be with would probably be the hippo -- I believe they kill more people in Africa than any other creature.
 
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Then it would have to be the alligator. Its the only one I think I can out run and out bob and weave the fucker!!!

These things are literal dinosaur. They didn't had to evolve because they are perfect. I will not underestimate it.
 
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These things are literal dinosaur. They didn't had to evolve because they are perfect. I will not underestimate it.
A tiger, not a chance. That fucker would sink it's claws and teeth in before the clock strikes one minute

The bear, fast, strong as fuck and the teeth and claws would make Freddy Kruger cry with envy

This leaves the hippo or the alligator, I'd still rather face off with the alligator. I have a chance if I can jump on his back and use my shoe laces to tie up its mouth. FUCK, I hope I remember to wear running shoes or then I'm really in trouble.
 
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I'd chose the bear as long as the bear just had a very satisfying meal so he wouldn't have any interest in me as a meal. Add in the fact that bears generally avoid humans so that would work in my favour too.

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I'm with you Josephine. With the brown bear you can try to be big, make noise, and then play dead if all else fails. Getting stomped (or chomped) by a hippo seems bad. A housecat fighting over a piece of dropped fried chicken is bad enough (experience), so I want no part of a tiger. I also don't like my chances trying to roll an alligator of that size in the first attempt, and forget about trying to tie it's mouth.

Brow Bear it is. I grew up with black bears, and they say if those attack you you should fight for your life as they don't normally attack people (who aren't messing with their cubs, or carrying a bucket of blueberries, etc). If it was a polar bear I'd pick the hippo then try to be non-threatening because at least it isn't a natural predator.

So brown bear, hippo, alligator (at least they can't climb and are mostly ambush predators), and then the murder cat.
 
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I'm with you Josephine. With the brown bear you can try to be big, make noise, and then play dead if all else fails. Getting stomped (or chomped) by a hippo seems bad. A housecat fighting over a piece of dropped fried chicken is bad enough (experience), so I want no part of a tiger. I also don't like my chances trying to roll an alligator of that size in the first attempt, and forget about trying to tie it's mouth.

Brow Bear it is. I grew up with black bears, and they say if those attack you you should fight for your life as they don't normally attack people (who aren't messing with their cubs, or carrying a bucket of blueberries, etc). If it was a polar bear I'd pick the hippo then try to be non-threatening because at least it isn't a natural predator.

So brown bear, hippo, alligator (at least they can't climb and are mostly ambush predators), and then the murder cat.
Hippo is the last one I would try. They kill more humans than all 3 above. Apex predator and extremely territorial.
 
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A tiger, not a chance. That fucker would sink it's claws and teeth in before the clock strikes one minute

The bear, fast, strong as fuck and the teeth and claws would make Freddy Kruger cry with envy

This leaves the hippo or the alligator, I'd still rather face off with the alligator. I have a chance if I can jump on his back and use my shoe laces to tie up its mouth. FUCK, I hope I remember to wear running shoes or then I'm really in trouble.
Hippos are extremely dangerous. And fast too.
 
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Croc, go up a tree, wait it out. Hell a 3 foot rock will do.
You need to lift and find the rock before it gets to you. But I will agree that the land matters i thought they would leave you in some sort of arena.
 
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