Careful how you talk about your president, you might end up with a visit from homeland securityI wonder if his press conferences will be infomercials. " If you buy now I'll throw in a personally autographed Trump Bible for only 29.99 but wait there is more ! I will even throw in Trump cologne a personalized Trump EFT, a pair of gold Trump sneakers and a piece of my suit from when I was convicted of fraud!. Act now, offer only availble to the first 380 million customers"





