Trump is fucking over Canada like you have never seen that is an undisputible fact that even a lower IQ individual such as yourself can understand
No, what is going to happen is border security is going to get some upgrades including some hardware contracts from US suppliers. Helicopters, drones and motion sensors. We will also see announcements of joint task forces which will show increased patrols and a few easy busts.
Because every single USA supplier in the USA and every importer of Canadian goods, will want an exemption, because their interest is "vital", and money will change hands to Congressmen. And you know how razor thin his majority is there.
He will declare victory, for what is really much needed border security upgrades anyway. We hopefully get a few more illegal gun busts, and more equipment to inspect cargo ships for stolen cars out of Montreal. They get whatever illegal border crossings and some drug busts.
And life will go on. Without tariffs. And you can cut back on the Pepto Bismal for a bit.