Any advice for me about Oasis?

[PixelNomad]

Hey guys,
I've been wanting to go to Oasis but I've never been into a sex club. I'm 24 years old and I have no clue to go there or not since I'm not sure about women men ratio and age.
I'd appreciate any headsup or opinions to share with me!

 

[jimidean2011]

Hey guys,
I've been wanting to go to Oasis but I've never been into a sex club. I'm 24 years old and I have no clue to go there or not since I'm not sure about women men ratio and age.
I'd appreciate any headsup or opinions to share with me!

Seasoned members recommend staying out of the hot tub and pool due to floating ejaculate. Sadly, I'm serious.

 

[bazokajoe]

If you go bath your entire body in sanitizer before, during and after.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

I have been a few times.
Its great,
I would say go on couples day only.
If you go on days with single men, then go to the 3rd floor, where single men are not allowed.
Take a girl with you. A provider. Dont go alone. You will come back with blue balls.
And no one will judge you for your appearance.
Just enjoy.
They dont allow sex in the hot tub or the pool. Or atleast one of them.

 

[PixelNomad]

Seasoned members recommend staying out of the hot tub and pool due to floating ejaculate. Sadly, I'm serious.

Lol! Noted. Thank you so much.

 

[PixelNomad]

If you go bath your entire body in sanitizer before, during and after.

Yeah sure, thanks for the heads up

 

[PixelNomad]

I have been a few times.
Its great,
I would say go on couples day only.
If you go on days with single men, then go to the 3rd floor, where single men are not allowed.
Take a girl with you. A provider. Dont go alone. You will come back with blue balls.
And no one will judge you for your appearance.
Just enjoy.
They dont allow sex in the hot tub or the pool. Or atleast one of them.

I'm single, so just to make sure I'd better take a provider from there and go to the 3rd floor? Like can't it be just a random match with someone else?
Thanks btw for your time and reply.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

I'm single, so just to make sure I'd better take a provider from there and go to the 3rd floor? Like can't it be just a random match with someone else?
Thanks btw for your time and reply.

No it wont work.
Single men usually just stand around jerking off.
All the women who come there are partnered and single women will look for couples. Not single guys.
So you better take a provider with you.

 

[jsanchez]

No it wont work.
Single men usually just stand around jerking off.
All the women who come there are partnered and single women will look for couples. Not single guys.
So you better take a provider with you.

This.

...Like can't it be just a random match with someone else?

If that were the case you'd see a mile-long lineup of solo men waiting in line outside the Oasis.

 

[shack]

As far as advice about Oasis, don't listen to them. They're shit.

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

I'm single, so just to make sure I'd better take a provider from there and go to the 3rd floor? Like can't it be just a random match with someone else?
Thanks btw for your time and reply.

Also one more thing.
The couples who come there will be middle aged.
So as a 24 year old finding a match is difficult.
Its not going to be pretty hot women like you imagine.

 

[Mozo]

Hey guys,
I've been wanting to go to Oasis but I've never been into a sex club. I'm 24 years old and I have no clue to go there or not since I'm not sure about women men ratio and age.
I'd appreciate any headsup or opinions to share with me!

My advice is this: Noel is very talented but a real dick. Liam has a good voice but is otherwise not so talented.
I do like several of their tunes, but I would avoid their sex club offering. Stick to the music