Reminder lesson for me today...stellar reviews don't always match results

[Ardy R]

I get it. There's YMMV, chemistry, style differences, but I have NEVER before been happy just to leave with my dick and balls still attached from such an extremely well (TERB) reviewed SP.

Now, I know I have a bit of bulk (a gut) and it takes a little bit to get the turtle out for a b&g but once I start, with enough friction/stimulation things usually go well and reasonably quickly. I say "enough" because I've been circumcised all my life and being in late 50s Mr. Helmet Head has lost a bit of sensitivity from being without the skin turtleneck, but that's not usually a problem. A little teeth (or gumming) a little less spit than Niagara Falls, and little Vesuvius erupts just fine.
Herein lies the style problem: too much spit, zero friction.
No DT required just get things right on the outer 1/3-1/2 and skyrockets in flight.
So, I made some hints, then outright suggestions. It was rising to the occasion just fine, but as soon as it started to make ground, the mouth action would stop and useless, spit swimming handwork was applied.
Then back to Niagara river mouthwork and back, and forth. After a number of cycles of this, in which I gave clear indication from my responses what was working and when it was good, and she could see and feel clearly when it wasn't.
Then, believe it or not, IT GOT WORSE! The hand work became jackhammering on my dick with the heal of her hand crushing my scrotum and balls against my taint. Once, twice, then I told her "that hurts my balls...it's not helping anything," in a calm voice.
Her exasperation was obvious at that comment and I didn't think my balls could take anymore so after one more round with limp, useless handwork I said, "this isn't working," and started to get up.
Bear in mind this is only 8, maybe 10 minutes in tops. Not angry toned or anything, just matter of fact.
She says, "WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I DO IT," with a tinge of anger or frustration in her voice.
Nothing about "sorry we're not compatible", etc. that I might expect from one so well-reviewed.
Just, "I'll give you 20 bucks back...that's all I can do."
Jokes on her, at that point I was just glad I could stand and walk after that testicular abuse and would have left it all. But I took my 20, wiped up, dressed, and left.
When she dropped the 20 she had said, "get dressed and I'll meet you at the door," and went to hit the mouthwash, but made no effort to do so or say a token "goodbye" or "sorry it didn't work out".

I'm surprised for one so well reviewed to be so rigid and unaccommodating but it is what it is.

I'm not going to post her name as this is meant to be a cautionary tale and not a review...and I don't want it to become a shit throwing thread with the SP. If you simply MUST know for you own purposes, PM me.

Have fun! And be careful out there!

 

[Lenny59]

A good reminder to take reviews with a grain of salt ...

 

[Burldude]

A good reminder to take reviews with a grain of salt ...

Also the YMMV factor.

While he has not name the SP, we only get one side of the story.

Reading his side, it seems that he has some ED issues and got a little frustrated. Not sure i would blame the girl for not following instructions exactly like he need them to be. His communication style may have been better as I suspect he blamed her for his lack of performance.

Anyway, pointless tread without naming the SP.

 

[foxxxy lady]

I get it. There's YMMV, chemistry, style differences, but I have NEVER before been happy just to leave with my dick and balls still attached from such an extremely well (TERB) reviewed SP.

Now, I know I have a bit of bulk (a gut) and it takes a little bit to get the turtle out for a b&g but once I start, with enough friction/stimulation things usually go well and reasonably quickly. I say "enough" because I've been circumcised all my life and being in late 50s Mr. Helmet Head has lost a bit of sensitivity from being without the skin turtleneck, but that's not usually a problem. A little teeth (or gumming) a little less spit than Niagara Falls, and little Vesuvius erupts just fine.
Herein lies the style problem: too much spit, zero friction.
No DT required just get things right on the outer 1/3-1/2 and skyrockets in flight.
So, I made some hints, then outright suggestions. It was rising to the occasion just fine, but as soon as it started to make ground, the mouth action would stop and useless, spit swimming handwork was applied.
Then back to Niagara river mouthwork and back, and forth. After a number of cycles of this, in which I gave clear indication from my responses what was working and when it was good, and she could see and feel clearly when it wasn't.
Then, believe it or not, IT GOT WORSE! The hand work became jackhammering on my dick with the heal of her hand crushing my scrotum and balls against my taint. Once, twice, then I told her "that hurts my balls...it's not helping anything," in a calm voice.
Her exasperation was obvious at that comment and I didn't think my balls could take anymore so after one more round with limp, useless handwork I said, "this isn't working," and started to get up.
Bear in mind this is only 8, maybe 10 minutes in tops. Not angry toned or anything, just matter of fact.
She says, "WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I DO IT," with a tinge of anger or frustration in her voice.
Nothing about "sorry we're not compatible", etc. that I might expect from one so well-reviewed.
Just, "I'll give you 20 bucks back...that's all I can do."
Jokes on her, at that point I was just glad I could stand and walk after that testicular abuse and would have left it all. But I took my 20, wiped up, dressed, and left.
When she dropped the 20 she had said, "get dressed and I'll meet you at the door," and went to hit the mouthwash, but made no effort to do so or say a token "goodbye" or "sorry it didn't work out".

I'm surprised for one so well reviewed to be so rigid and unaccommodating but it is what it is.

I'm not going to post her name as this is meant to be a cautionary tale and not a review...and I don't want it to become a shit throwing thread with the SP. If you simply MUST know for you own purposes, PM me.

Have fun! And be careful out there!

Is this review about me as I had a situation with a guy who had come for a bng and was very late and I explained that to them and they gave an extra 20 but after sucking hard core for 15min not much was happening and they were laughing about it . I know I use a little lube when needed but the client I had said nothing about not deep throat. I deepthroat lick up and down the shaft and balls more stronger flicking and sucking at the tip , i akso swril my tingue around the cock while sucking at varios speeds to keeo it exciting and suck a damn good cock. Not on complaint yet.The client I was with obviously was not a bng kinda guy and needed a longer appointment to get things goings due to their age and was kinda trying to chat and was laughing and trying to stall the situation . Not once did they complain about their balls . I use my mouth in bng never my use my hand unless the client likes to be stroked as well and its getting way into time and I figure he need a little help. So its better you do name the sp incase you are pmIng about some kinda bullshit. Bng are not a way to pay 200 and cheap out when you need a longer experience. They are for guys hot and ready to go. I am not sure who you talking about but the 20 dollar thing was familiar. The guy in my case said no this is my fault you were great its just me. So put the cards on the table. PM ing is sneaky and the wiman may have her own version of the story that seems pretty simular to an experience I had, but different. I woukd also say Welk this is the way I do it either, as I listen to my clients and what they like. But if a guys trying tobget an hour sessiin out of bng its not happening I have hh and hour rates too. I just dint want any confusion out there.

Xo
Amber aka Jessica Rabbit
The Redhead nymph

 

[Ardy R]

Nope, no ED.
Just a guy who's almost 60....not 20.
Can still deliver first shot in 10-12 minutes if I'm stimulated right, and 2-3 SOGs in an hour.

All she had to do was play hands-off for 4 or 5 minutes in a row.

But comments like yours are 'xactly why I didn't name her...she has following here on TERB and it would likely just be a blast of personal attacks.
Ardy

 

[Ardy R]

Is this review about me as I had a situation with a guy who had come for a bng and was very late and I explained that to them and they gave an extra 20 but after sucking hard core for 15min not much was happening and they were laughing about it . I know I use a little lube when needed but the client I had said nothing about not deep throat. I deepthriat likck up and down the shadt and balls more stronger flicking and sucking at the tip and suck a damn good cock. Not on complaint yet.The client I was with obviously was not a bng kinda guy and needed a longer appointment to get things goings due to their age and was kinda trying to chat and was laughing and trying to stall the situation . Not once did they complain about their balls . I use my mouth in bng never my use my hand unless the client likes to be stroked as well and its getting way into time and I figure he need a little help. So its better you do name the sp incase you are pmIng about some kinda bullshit. Bng are not a way to pay 200 and cheap out when you need a longer experience. They are for guys hot and ready to go. I am not sure who you talking about but the 20 dollar thing was familiar. The guy in my case said no this is my fault you were great its just me. So put the cards on the table. PM ing is sneaky and the wiman may have her own version of the story that seems pretty simular to an experience I had, but different. I woukd also say Welk this is the way I do it either, as I listen to my clients and what they like. But if a guys trying tobget an hour sessiin out of bng its not happening I have hh and hour rates too. I just dint want any confusion out there.

Xo
Amber aka Jessica Rabbit
The Redhead nymph

NO MA'AM!
DEFINITELY NOT YOU!!!!!!!
You are AMAZING!!!
I haven't seen you in a long while and obviously should have saved up some more money and seen YOU Amber.
Ardy

PS and for reference, some deep throat is great, but obviously was notbin this other SPs repertoire...

 

[foxxxy lady]

NO MA'AM!
DEFINITELY NOT YOU!!!!!!!
You are AMAZING!!!
I haven't seen you in a long while and obviously should have saved up some more money and seen YOU Amber.
Ardy

Ok thats nice that you tip and your right I didnt do a bng today. Just the 20 dollars reminded me of a bng i did this week and he did say it wasnt me it was in him. I would never hurt your balls but ti be fair to the ithe sp that are well reviewed you should say who you are upset with maybe she will apologize if it was her fault. And you dont out someone under the bus that dies not deserve it. Hope to see you soon.

Xo

Xo

 

[Snapcat]

.... I deepthriat likck up and down the shadt and balls more stronger flicking and sucking at the tip and suck a damn good cock. Not on complaint yet. ......... I use my mouth in bng never my use my hand

Xo
Amber aka Jessica Rabbit
The Redhead nymph

Oh dear god, that sounds what I need

 

[Ardy R]

Okay for several reasons I will ID the provider:
1.I'm bowing to pressure.
2. To resolve the risk of misidentifying a SP that doesn't deserve the label.
3. Since several of you have easily "guessed" from similar experiences with her,
4. Because my balls still hurt.

It was "Sweet" Candi from Oshawa. # 3698.

And BTW, she's more like 50, not 38 as in her Leo post, not that there's anything wrong with that. It didn't turn me off, but might be an issue for others.
Still decent looking with nice boobs, pleasant face, and in decent body shape.
Just TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE BJ technique.
And she wants a $90 B&G to conform to her style and be done in like 5 minutes.
I think she does FS sometimes too. No, I won't be trying that if/when offered.

There. Nuff said.

 

[Daveisauser]

Okay for several reasons I will ID the provider:
1.I'm bowing to pressure.
2. To resolve the risk of misidentifying a SP that doesn't deserve the label.
3. Since several of you have easily "guessed" from similar experiences with her,
4. Because my balls still hurt.

It was "Sweet" Candi from Oshawa. # 3698.

And BTW, she's more like 50, not 38 as in her Leo post, not that there's anything wrong with that. It didn't turn me off, but might be an issue for others.
Still decent looking with nice boobs, pleasant face, and in decent body shape.
Just TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE BJ technique.
And she wants a $90 B&G to conform to her style and be done in like 5 minutes.
I think she does FS sometimes too. No, I won't be trying that if/when offered.

There. Nuff said.

Yeah she has a way she does bj's and I personally like it. But others don't like her style. But I do like how she deep throats and spits and drools and gags on it. But I come quick and she is good with it.

But I have heard others complain about her style.

 

[SexConnoisseur]

Candi is there to provide quick BNG service, a very effective & visually appealing one at that. She is all business. You really can’t go to her having high expectations. I agree her attitude could be nicer but she is reliable & provides good servicing. Here what I deduced actually happend, your ED was making it difficult & after trying for awhile she gave gave up. I can see she clearly handled the situation badly. Hobbying really does come down chemistry & YMMV same with intimacy. I have seen providers from all price points & ages. I know my preference.

 

[kherg007]

I think blokes all have preferences and I think the issue at hand (lol pin intended) was the lady had her style and likely that's worked for her over the years. But the client had other preferences, and, of course knowing his body best, tried to express them but was ignored.
There have been "she's on autopilot" or "won't break from her routine" complaints in the past. Thus likely belongs in that category.

 

[Ardy R]

Candi is there to provide quick BNG service, a very effective & visually appealing one at that. She is all business. You really can’t go to her having high expectations. I agree her attitude could be nicer but she is reliable & provides good servicing. Here what I deduced actually happend, your ED was making it difficult & after trying for awhile she gave gave up. I can see she clearly handled the situation badly. Hobbying really does come down chemistry & YMMV same with intimacy. I have seen providers from all price points & ages. I know my preference.

Again with the ED comment...LOL. just another cheap, personal shot like I expected I'd get after posting this critique.
For a BNG I'm usually 15 minutes, max 20 unless she spends a lot of time talking up front and I've never walked away not done before. But as I said, a frictionless half-hearted blow-mostly-hand-job didn't do it.

I've had some great CBJs too, recently from Shyanne 6842 in Belleville and Taylor 1600 she does outcalls mostly but hosts in Trenton, Belleville and Kingston sometimes.
If you're ever out that way.

To the guys who PMd their similar experiences, thanks for the support.
And to those who suggested other providers who are betrer at the art of.fellatio, like the lovely Amber, I'll definitely give them a try. Thanks.

 

[SexConnoisseur]

Again with the ED comment...LOL. just another cheap, personal shot like I expected I'd get after posting this critique.
For a BNG I'm usually 15 minutes, max 20 unless she spends a lot of time talking up front and I've never walked away not done before. But as I said, a frictionless half-hearted blow-mostly-hand-job didn't do it.

I've had some great CBJs too, recently from Shyanne 6842 in Belleville and Taylor 1600 she does outcalls mostly but hosts in Trenton, Belleville and Kingston sometimes.
If you're ever out that way.

To the guys who PMd their similar experiences, thanks for the support.
And to those who suggested other providers who are betrer at the art of.fellatio, like the lovely Amber, I'll definitely give them a try. Thanks.

ED comment is not personal to you. A lot of people across various ages have experienced ED for psychological or physical reasons. Including myself at one point.
Furthermore, her BJ technique may not be for you but it’s far from half hearted & mostly a hand job. My experience was far different I don’t recall her ever using her hand. Again, not defending her just YMMV.
Kherg007 sums it up very well.

 

[Ardy R]

ED comment is not personal to you. A lot of people across various ages have experienced ED for psychological or physical reasons. Including myself at one point.
Furthermore, her BJ technique may not be for you but it’s far from half hearted & mostly a hand job. My experience was far different I don’t recall her ever using her hand. Again, not defending her just YMMV.
Kherg007 sums it up very well.

The fact you stated it as "your ED" when referring to what you assumed happed, makes it a personal insult when directed at me especially since I don't have the condition.
It's like me saying your small brain led you to "deduce" something incorrect.

 

[RebelinBed]

Unfortunately I have to corroborate @Ardy R's experience with her. My last experience with Candi was similar but she was much nicer to me about it.

I've seen her twice. The first time, 2019 I believe, I wrote a review and gave my recommendation. Since my recent visit last year, despite it not being great, I didn't write anything and I've still spoken positively of her as a person, so I'm not here to bad-mouth her.

However, with that being said, her technique wasn't working for me that day and she got frustrated about it. I do not have any form of ED and have had more successful BNG sessions than I havent. I did make clear what was and wasn't working for me but it was ignored. Again, she wasn't as rude to me about it but her frustration was palpable.

I would like to note that the first time I saw her, she did put in considerably more effort than the second time. She was also far more receptive to communication and noticing what was working for me and what wasn't.

It has been noted over the last couple years that she prefers to stick to her technique and that she prefers to see "minute-men". There's nothing wrong with that, it's her prerogative and preference. Though, nowhere in her ad does it mention these preferences of hers. So, looking at it from the perspective of a potential new client, they may be expecting a different experience than what she is. That is where the problem starts. If she advertised that she prefers minute-men (10 min or less) and that she provides a sloppy wet BJ, it would better communicate to potential new clients if she provides the experience that they're looking for or not.

Now, as @foxxxy lady mentioned, I am aware there are clients who will try to squeeze a hh or hour session out of what is meant to be only 15-20 minutes tops. Unfortunately those shitty guys are going to try and do that regardless and not much can be done about it in advance. Though, I do think it should be in her ad that she prefers or offers 10 minutes or less instead of a service that is commonly known to be 15-20 which would adjust new client expectations.

Edit: Offering what is commonly considered a 15-20 minute session and then getting frustrated when the client doesn't finish in 10 minutes or less isn't fair to the client when they are expecting 15-20 min. Even occasionally offering HH fs sessions and expecting the client to be done in half the time isn't fair to the client. Having your client communicate that something you're doing isn't working for them and ignoring it or responding with essentially a "too bad I don't care" is also not a great attitude to have especially for such a revered SP. Mainly what my point is, from a business perspective, is this: if you want a certain type of client, your ad should market your services towards the clients you wish to attract. If you only want clients who can finish in 10 minutes or less, it should be in your ad. If you only want quickie fs clients, then instead of offering HH fs sessions, advertise quickies only 15-20 min or less. This works out better for everyone. The SP stops getting so many clients who will only frustrate her because they can't finish quickly enough (aside from the ones who are apparently illiterate or trying to squeeze more time out of the session) and the potential new clients knowing they can't finish in that short of a time will look elsewhere. Simple, easy, pre-emptive problem solving.

Anyways, for what little it's worth, that's my recent experience and opinion.

Candi is a gorgeous woman and despite my not so great experience last time, she handled it far more gracefully than OPs. If you are looking for a 15-20 min bng with someone who is receptive and patient, look elsewhere. Wee house, Asian Michelle, Michelle BBW in Pickering, Mimi, Amber aka Jessica Rabbit, etc etc. If you are a guy who can finish in sub-10 minutes and Candi's techniques work for you then absolutely keep seeing her or go see her if you're a new client.

 

[SweetCandi_DR]

OP’s so full of shit it’s actually funny I’m just gonna say this and then move on with my day as I’m just seeing this post now. The OP was very obese with a micro penis I could barely work with. Was a disaster from the minute I started. After trying for 10mins to work with a 1in cock he insisted I was doing something wrong and was very rude. His balls prob hurt cause they were larger than his penis n were getting in the way of me attemping to suck & stroke him with my 2 fingers. I was then kind enough to give him back $20 which after reading his post I probably shouldve kept. But being the kind person I am, and no longer wanting to attempt at trying, I decided to give him a lil something back. Then has the nerve to leave poor review Sick & tired of hearing complaints about this & that. I do well in my business, I’m always busy, and have clients leave very satisfied on a regular basis. There’s plenty of other people you can see!! Have a great day!!!

 

[SweetCandi_DR]

Also the YMMV factor.

While he has not name the SP, we only get one side of the story.

Reading his side, it seems that he has some ED issues and got a little frustrated. Not sure i would blame the girl for not following instructions exactly like he need them to be. His communication style may have been better as I suspect he blamed her for his lack of performance.

Anyway, pointless tread without naming the SP.

Spot on!

 

[Mikediamond]

OP’s so full of shit it’s actually funny I’m just gonna say this and then move on with my day as I’m just seeing this post now. The OP was very obese with a micro penis I could barely work with. Was a disaster from the minute I started. After trying for 10mins to work with a 1in cock he insisted I was doing something wrong and was very rude. His balls prob hurt cause they were larger than his penis n were getting in the way of me attemping to suck & stroke him with my 2 fingers. I was then kind enough to give him back $20 which after reading his post I probably shouldve kept. But being the kind person I am, and no longer wanting to attempt at trying, I decided to give him a lil something back. Then has the nerve to leave poor review Sick & tired of hearing complaints about this & that. I do well in my business, I’m always busy, and have clients leave very satisfied on a regular basis. There’s plenty of other people you can see!! Have a great day!!!

Were it not for the fact that he admitted to reading many reviews of you before visiting I might feel for him to some degree. Your reviews are pretty clear about what one can expect when they see you so if things don’t go as planned they need to take some responsibility for their unhappiness.

 

[Ardy R]

Were it not for the fact that he admitted to reading many reviews of you before visiting I might feel for him to some degree. Your reviews are pretty clear about what one can expect when they see you so if things don’t go as planned they need to take some responsibility for their unhappiness.

I can see your perspective Mike.

It is tough to do an exhaustive study of any SP's reviews. From the glowing reviews from those who like her style/attitude you can get one impression. Perhaps we need a more technical system like Google or Yelp where we can sort through both good and not so good reviews?

I just didn't expect an SP to fist-hammer my dick into my nuts during a BJ. I'm not into pain.
Or to hop back and forth between HJ and BJ every 30 seconds to minute or so on what was supposed to be a BJ. I didn't see any of that in the reviews I saw.
I seldom find fault with providers, certainly not enough to do such extensive a review. I am the most charitable in thinking, "it's not her, it's me." Not that it happens very often. I think counting this time I have maybe had 3 sessions where I couldn't have a somewhat positive climax. That's I'm 30+ years of hobbying, and this last is maybe the first in about 8 years or so and not since this event.
So, it WAS her and not me
And I do make point to review when I can say precisely that what was done was not done as a genuine service, but was done as a quick money grab with no significant effort to deviate in this case from her wham bam (literally) practice.
Where (many) other SPs try to meet the needs of their clients within their personal limits in order to deliver a good experience others are just in it for a quick buck and the volume.
The venom with which she responds here belies the fact that she is indeed the latter, not the former, and I just hope this review saves someone else a bad experience when there are alot of other great ones out there like Michelle, Amber, and more, or even some of the accommodating MPAs we have grown to like.
Peace, out!