I get it. There's YMMV, chemistry, style differences, but I have NEVER before been happy just to leave with my dick and balls still attached from such an extremely well (TERB) reviewed SP.
Now, I know I have a bit of bulk (a gut) and it takes a little bit to get the turtle out for a b&g but once I start, with enough friction/stimulation things usually go well and reasonably quickly. I say "enough" because I've been circumcised all my life and being in late 50s Mr. Helmet Head has lost a bit of sensitivity from being without the skin turtleneck, but that's not usually a problem. A little teeth (or gumming) a little less spit than Niagara Falls, and little Vesuvius erupts just fine.
Herein lies the style problem: too much spit, zero friction.
No DT required just get things right on the outer 1/3-1/2 and skyrockets in flight.
So, I made some hints, then outright suggestions. It was rising to the occasion just fine, but as soon as it started to make ground, the mouth action would stop and useless, spit swimming handwork was applied.
Then back to Niagara river mouthwork and back, and forth. After a number of cycles of this, in which I gave clear indication from my responses what was working and when it was good, and she could see and feel clearly when it wasn't.
Then, believe it or not, IT GOT WORSE! The hand work became jackhammering on my dick with the heal of her hand crushing my scrotum and balls against my taint. Once, twice, then I told her "that hurts my balls...it's not helping anything," in a calm voice.
Her exasperation was obvious at that comment and I didn't think my balls could take anymore so after one more round with limp, useless handwork I said, "this isn't working," and started to get up.
Bear in mind this is only 8, maybe 10 minutes in tops. Not angry toned or anything, just matter of fact.
She says, "WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I DO IT," with a tinge of anger or frustration in her voice.
Nothing about "sorry we're not compatible", etc. that I might expect from one so well-reviewed.
Just, "I'll give you 20 bucks back...that's all I can do."
Jokes on her, at that point I was just glad I could stand and walk after that testicular abuse and would have left it all. But I took my 20, wiped up, dressed, and left.
When she dropped the 20 she had said, "get dressed and I'll meet you at the door," and went to hit the mouthwash, but made no effort to do so or say a token "goodbye" or "sorry it didn't work out".
I'm surprised for one so well reviewed to be so rigid and unaccommodating but it is what it is.
I'm not going to post her name as this is meant to be a cautionary tale and not a review...and I don't want it to become a shit throwing thread with the SP. If you simply MUST know for you own purposes, PM me.
Have fun! And be careful out there!
Now, I know I have a bit of bulk (a gut) and it takes a little bit to get the turtle out for a b&g but once I start, with enough friction/stimulation things usually go well and reasonably quickly. I say "enough" because I've been circumcised all my life and being in late 50s Mr. Helmet Head has lost a bit of sensitivity from being without the skin turtleneck, but that's not usually a problem. A little teeth (or gumming) a little less spit than Niagara Falls, and little Vesuvius erupts just fine.
Herein lies the style problem: too much spit, zero friction.
No DT required just get things right on the outer 1/3-1/2 and skyrockets in flight.
So, I made some hints, then outright suggestions. It was rising to the occasion just fine, but as soon as it started to make ground, the mouth action would stop and useless, spit swimming handwork was applied.
Then back to Niagara river mouthwork and back, and forth. After a number of cycles of this, in which I gave clear indication from my responses what was working and when it was good, and she could see and feel clearly when it wasn't.
Then, believe it or not, IT GOT WORSE! The hand work became jackhammering on my dick with the heal of her hand crushing my scrotum and balls against my taint. Once, twice, then I told her "that hurts my balls...it's not helping anything," in a calm voice.
Her exasperation was obvious at that comment and I didn't think my balls could take anymore so after one more round with limp, useless handwork I said, "this isn't working," and started to get up.
Bear in mind this is only 8, maybe 10 minutes in tops. Not angry toned or anything, just matter of fact.
She says, "WELL, THAT'S THE WAY I DO IT," with a tinge of anger or frustration in her voice.
Nothing about "sorry we're not compatible", etc. that I might expect from one so well-reviewed.
Just, "I'll give you 20 bucks back...that's all I can do."
Jokes on her, at that point I was just glad I could stand and walk after that testicular abuse and would have left it all. But I took my 20, wiped up, dressed, and left.
When she dropped the 20 she had said, "get dressed and I'll meet you at the door," and went to hit the mouthwash, but made no effort to do so or say a token "goodbye" or "sorry it didn't work out".
I'm surprised for one so well reviewed to be so rigid and unaccommodating but it is what it is.
I'm not going to post her name as this is meant to be a cautionary tale and not a review...and I don't want it to become a shit throwing thread with the SP. If you simply MUST know for you own purposes, PM me.
Have fun! And be careful out there!