I Just Fired Myself

[probyn]

I just fired myself from cleaning my bachelor's apartment.

I don't like my attitude, and I caught myself drinking on the job.


Does anyone know a Toronto female cleaner who is very competent, charges reasonable fees, and is hot as fuck?

 

[shack]

Does anyone know a Toronto female cleaner who is very competent, charges reasonable fees, and is hot as fuck?

Finding just one of those traits is a challenge.

Maybe drop the female requirement and leave everything else the same.

 

[SchlongConery]

Bad idea pal.

 

[kherg007]

Just make sure you have bad jazz music playing. Or maybe order a pizza. Or get a lady to fix your dryer and maybe she'll get stuck in it. Or see if a step mom or step sister can do it....

(LOL running out of porn plots...)

 

[Robert Mugabe]

I just fired myself from cleaning my bachelor's apartment.

I don't like my attitude, and I caught myself drinking on the job.


Does anyone know a Toronto female cleaner who is very competent, charges reasonable fees, and is hot as fuck?

"Bad fuckin attitude Mister! Pick yourself up by your bootstraps and start over! "Oh sorry. That was me talking to me. I'll get to that spot over by the window. I will read all those books some day.

 

[Jami77]

Ever see that James Bond movie where moneypenny shows up at Bonds apt and it looks like he just moved in. Virtually no furniture - a couch and a TV. Shes like "Did you just move in?" and he says "No."

Do that. Get rid of all your stuff - so theres nothing except a couch, fridge and TV...and presto super easy to clean.

Also then if you invite women over you can be like "oh yeah Im a secret agent"

 

[Jubee]

A hot female that cleans today?

Closest you'll get is if she's on OnlyFans dressed as a maid.

 

[Jami77]

I think ppl are so desperate for work these days that if you did a kijiji ad asking for a cleaner youd find a bunch and some might be hot. Or Craigslist. Do people still use Craigslist?

I only say this because my other half was put in charge of hiring a receptionist for the place she works and they did an ad and holy cow the amount of people with degrees, nurses, business grads that sent in their resumes... so many over qualified people... in the end she was told to only keep resumes from people who did not have degrees and who lived close to the clinic.... just saying theres tons of people out there desperate for work...

Do an ad and let us know how it pans out.