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At the public swimming pool, a little kid is splashing around in the deep end, and yelling for help. The life guard sits calmly in his chair, looking at his phone.

The kid's mother screams at the life guard to dive into the water and save the child. The life guard says he can't do that, because he doesn't know how to swim. The woman asks him how he got the job, without knowing how to swim, and the life guard says "I'm bilingual".
 
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