Ladies who want free legal advice....
It is not easy being a Magic Man. ( Magic Man - a man that has special desirable abilities ) When one is in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, one attracts all sorts of women. Some desirable, some undesirable and some that are very bad matches and very troublesome and clingy. I prefer to share my abilities with ladies that are smart enough to know their place. I personally know of several men that are now trapped in relationships that they wish they could get out of but could not easily extract themselves. I know of two cases where when the man tried to leave the relationship they were accused of molesting children and spent time in custody but later not charged with a crime. I know one guy that told his lady friend to be out of his home by the time he returned after a weekend. She was certainly gone when he returned, but she hit every object he owned with a hammer destroying or damaging the object. It is not worth it to stick your square peg into their round holes only to find that it can not easily be pulled out.Most women ( I should be using ALL women ) are very interested in Airline Travel passes.
I have three lady friends with benefits, I triple their portfolios annually and they pamper their cash kitty.
Two of these ladies know each other, one introduced me to her friend. Other benefits include taking me out to dinner and even travel. They give me nice bottles on special occasions and when they vacation in Cuba they bring me Cuban cigars. It use to be four lady friends with benefits, but one moved to another city for a career advancement. She still benefits from my special abilities.