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How to be a bad client:

1. Her rate is above my budget. I should convince her to lower it for me because I can find other girls for half the price.

2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should insult her.

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should call back 5 more times and leave an obscene voicemail. That should do it!

4. She trusted me and told me her real name. Let me tell all of my “hobby buddies”.

5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should harass her until she accepts to see me without one. The ambiance will sure be pleasant.

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should argue for 5 mins and then go to the bathroom angrily and pretend to shower while I stand next to it.

7. I am not sure who I want to see. I’ll just email 3-4 providers and book for the same exact time. Whoever replies first gets the prize.

8. She’s already here, I’ll pressure her to do things she hasn’t agreed to do (rate, services)


How to be a good client:

1. Her rate is above my budget. I should find someone whose rate is within my budget.

2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should block her and move on.

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should be patient and wait until she calls/texts back.

4. She trusted me and told me her real name. I should still use her stage name around my “hobby buddies”.

5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should find someone who doesn’t require deposits.

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should just do it because after all, I want to be fresh and delicious ;)

7. I have two providers I’d like to meet. I’ll just contact my first choice and if she cannot see me, I’ll contact my second choice without telling her she was my second option.

8. She’s already here, I’ll stick to what we agreed on by text message and won’t book her again if I didn’t like the service or rate.

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How to be a bad client:

1. Her rate is above my budget. I should convince her to lower it for me because I can find other girls for half the price.

2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should insult her.

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should call back 5 more times and leave an obscene voicemail. That should do it!

4. She trusted me and told me her real name. Let me tell all of my “hobby buddies”.

5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should harass her until she accepts to see me without one. The ambiance will sure be pleasant.

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should argue for 5 mins and then go to the bathroom angrily and pretend to shower while I stand next to it.



How to be a good client:

1. Her rate is above my budget. I should find someone whose rate is within my budget.

2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should block her and move on.

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should be patient and wait until she calls/texts back.

4. She trusted me and told me her real name. I should still use her stage name around my “hobby buddies”.

5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should find someone who doesn’t require deposits.

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should just do it because after all, I want to be fresh and delicious ;)


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He's not a client if you don't see him....he's just an asshole...
 

jalimon

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"Don't forget you are just a whore after all"

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I now need to clean up my desktop as I splashed my coffee all over!!

Did he think you didn't know? :ROFLMAO:

p.s. for me whore is just another word for 'fantasy caregiver'. But down the road, I still love 'whore' better haha

Happy New Year!
 

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"Don't forget you are just a whore after all"

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I now need to clean up my desktop as I splashed my coffee all over!!

Did he think you didn't know? :ROFLMAO:

p.s. for me whore is just another word for 'fantasy caregiver'. But down the road, I still love 'whore' better haha

Happy New Year!
I've done my share of civvies and lots of whores and I prefer the whores. No strings or drama unless one gets too involved besides the normal pay bang n go. LOL
 
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"Don't forget you are just a whore after all"

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

I now need to clean up my desktop as I splashed my coffee all over!!

Did he think you didn't know? :ROFLMAO:

p.s. for me whore is just another word for 'fantasy caregiver'. But down the road, I still love 'whore' better haha

Happy New Year!
All of those who will do anything for money, especially politicians, give to term "whore" a bad name. I prefer "hooker with a heart of gold" myself...
 

LC18

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Lmao! Does that actually happen? That's hilarious
I remember an escort posting on Twitter that she had to argue with a client for him to shower. She walked back in to make sure he would have a towel when he gets out of the shower, she found him fully dressed sitting on the toilet.

Speaking of toilet, another escort found feces in the shower drain.

Unfortunately we sometimes have to deal with “men” like these.
 

Knuckle Ball

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Well, if you don’t like your current line of work Walmart is hiring greeters……
This is the kind of comment that discourages SP’s from participating on terb.

There are plenty of threads here complaining about SP’s doing all kinds of shitty things; go read them if you like. I appreciate being able to hear about some of the things the SP’s have to deal with.

Stop being so thin-skinned.
 

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anywhere i want;)
I remember an escort posting on Twitter that she had to argue with a client for him to shower. She walked back in to make sure he would have a towel when he gets out of the shower, she found him fully dressed sitting on the toilet.

Speaking of toilet, another escort found feces in the shower drain.

Unfortunately we sometimes have to deal with “men” like these.
My horror story is I had someone ask to use my bathroom . I Said ok ( obviously ) and let him use the washroom thinking he was just going pee. NOPE . He went number 2 and used a towel to wipe after and then threw the towel in the toilet. I was absolutely appalled & didnt notice until the end of the session. It was absolutely disgusting. Needless to say i blocked him after.
 

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I remember an escort posting on Twitter that she had to argue with a client for him to shower. She walked back in to make sure he would have a towel when he gets out of the shower, she found him fully dressed sitting on the toilet.

Speaking of toilet, another escort found feces in the shower drain.

Unfortunately we sometimes have to deal with “men” like these.
My horror story is I had someone ask to use my bathroom . I Said ok ( obviously ) and let him use the washroom thinking he was just going pee. NOPE . He went number 2 and used a towel to wipe after and then threw the towel in the toilet. I was absolutely appalled & didnt notice until the end of the session. It was absolutely disgusting. Needless to say i blocked him after.
Do SPs have to ask that guys need to be potty trained now? 🤮
 

massman

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I will never understand a person who refuses to shower before sex. Sex right out of the shower not only ensures your partner that you are clean, it also gives you the confidence that your partner won’t have to deal with any unpleasant or embarrassing smells/ tastes that the human body can produce, and finally, climbing into bed naked with a (naked) gorgeous woman with your skin all warm and tingly from a hot shower is really one of life’s exquisite pleasures.

If you need to be asked to have a shower you are probably at best, clueless. If you object / argue, you are a fucking idiot. Full stop.

But as this thread has proven, some men truly are pigs and like to wallow in their own filth. 🤦‍♂️ 🤮
 

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My horror story is I had someone ask to use my bathroom . I Said ok ( obviously ) and let him use the washroom thinking he was just going pee. NOPE . He went number 2 and used a towel to wipe after and then threw the towel in the toilet. I was absolutely appalled & didnt notice until the end of the session. It was absolutely disgusting. Needless to say i blocked him after.
People are fucking nasty. the guy should have been outed. The nasty beast.
 
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