How to be a bad client:
1. Her rate is above my budget. I should convince her to lower it for me because I can find other girls for half the price.
2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should insult her.
3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should call back 5 more times and leave an obscene voicemail. That should do it!
4. She trusted me and told me her real name. Let me tell all of my “hobby buddies”.
5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should harass her until she accepts to see me without one. The ambiance will sure be pleasant.
6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should argue for 5 mins and then go to the bathroom angrily and pretend to shower while I stand next to it.
7. I am not sure who I want to see. I’ll just email 3-4 providers and book for the same exact time. Whoever replies first gets the prize.
8. She’s already here, I’ll pressure her to do things she hasn’t agreed to do (rate, services)
How to be a good client:
1. Her rate is above my budget. I should find someone whose rate is within my budget.
2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should block her and move on.
3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should be patient and wait until she calls/texts back.
4. She trusted me and told me her real name. I should still use her stage name around my “hobby buddies”.
5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should find someone who doesn’t require deposits.
6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should just do it because after all, I want to be fresh and delicious
7. I have two providers I’d like to meet. I’ll just contact my first choice and if she cannot see me, I’ll contact my second choice without telling her she was my second option.
8. She’s already here, I’ll stick to what we agreed on by text message and won’t book her again if I didn’t like the service or rate.
What inspired this thread:
1. Her rate is above my budget. I should convince her to lower it for me because I can find other girls for half the price.
2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should insult her.
3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should call back 5 more times and leave an obscene voicemail. That should do it!
4. She trusted me and told me her real name. Let me tell all of my “hobby buddies”.
5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should harass her until she accepts to see me without one. The ambiance will sure be pleasant.
6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should argue for 5 mins and then go to the bathroom angrily and pretend to shower while I stand next to it.
7. I am not sure who I want to see. I’ll just email 3-4 providers and book for the same exact time. Whoever replies first gets the prize.
8. She’s already here, I’ll pressure her to do things she hasn’t agreed to do (rate, services)
How to be a good client:
1. Her rate is above my budget. I should find someone whose rate is within my budget.
2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should block her and move on.
3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should be patient and wait until she calls/texts back.
4. She trusted me and told me her real name. I should still use her stage name around my “hobby buddies”.
5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should find someone who doesn’t require deposits.
6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should just do it because after all, I want to be fresh and delicious
7. I have two providers I’d like to meet. I’ll just contact my first choice and if she cannot see me, I’ll contact my second choice without telling her she was my second option.
8. She’s already here, I’ll stick to what we agreed on by text message and won’t book her again if I didn’t like the service or rate.
What inspired this thread:
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