Urine drinking and scrotum slapping / tanning - is it only righties??

SchlongConery

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Couple of thoughts...

1. "Cow poop"? NO WAY that woke equality-gender wording is a Rightie thing.

They proudly gorge on good old 'murican 'Bull Shit' . All-you-can-Eat, delivered fresh 24/7 on Fox News, Newsmax and these social media grifters.


2. Repugs already surrendered their balls to their "aged-urine" tinted tanned Totalitarian Tyrant.


3. And about the only thing Repugs slapped their balls against (before they surrendered them to Trump) was Mitch McConnel's chins.


4. Coffee enemas on Repugs? Hah! They are so full of shit, they'd need to use a pressure washer.. or a drain snake up their ass!
 
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SchlongConery

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Only drink a provider's pee.

Just ask Donny. 😂

I think when they specify "aged urine" they are referring to wringing out some nectar from the pants 'The Accused' wore when he got his (first of many😜) Mug Shots taken.

I think this is just some brilliant 'Guerrilla Marketing' for Trumps latest fleecing of his sheeple scheme... YOU CAN"T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!! :ROFLMAO:


This article is hilarious! https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-mug-shot-suit-trading-cards.html


Trump Selling Pieces of His Mug-Shot Suit Is Weird on So Many Levels
DEC. 12, 2023. By Margaret Hartmann, senior editor for Intelligencer who has worked at New York since 2012

After eight years of covering these incidents, and many more, I consider myself a connoisseur of bizarre Trump behavior. But his latest moneymaking scheme — selling scraps of the suit he wore for his mug shot on trading cards — still took me aback. The announcement video Trump posted to Truth Social on Tuesday afternoon contains too many mind-boggling layers to process in just one viewing. See for yourself:

 

Frankfooter

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What a perfect scam!

So you get some cocao powder and some other flours and pastes, mix it with a bit of apple juice or white wine and drink it on camera.
Then you market the video to the mitch's of the world as a MAGA cure all.
Of course you sell real cow shit to the MAGA.

Though maybe you have to combine it with some Alex Jones type video rants about how evil democrats are to get your market attracted.
 

bver_hunter

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I think when they specify "aged urine" they are referring to wringing out some nectar from the pants 'The Accused' wore when he got his (first of many😜) Mug Shots taken.

I think this is just some brilliant 'Guerrilla Marketing' for Trumps latest fleecing of his sheeple scheme... YOU CAN"T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!! :ROFLMAO:


This article is hilarious! https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-mug-shot-suit-trading-cards.html


Trump Selling Pieces of His Mug-Shot Suit Is Weird on So Many Levels
DEC. 12, 2023. By Margaret Hartmann, senior editor for Intelligencer who has worked at New York since 2012

After eight years of covering these incidents, and many more, I consider myself a connoisseur of bizarre Trump behavior. But his latest moneymaking scheme — selling scraps of the suit he wore for his mug shot on trading cards — still took me aback. The announcement video Trump posted to Truth Social on Tuesday afternoon contains too many mind-boggling layers to process in just one viewing. See for yourself:

Yesterday on the Jessie Watters show, Eric Trump was slamming Hunter Biden's paintings that he sells at quite a price.
Wonder why Watters did not question Eric's Father's sales of such trash!!
 

Mr Deeds

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Yes, let's drink pee, eat shut, and be healthy. What the absolute f#@k is wrong with people. The woman looks like a crack hoe that's been around the block too many times and the guy looks like a reject from an old '60s porn movie
 
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Mr Deeds

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I think this could become a major export for Canada right behind oil and maple syrup, we could bottle and grade it like cheese mild, medium, and old. Or extra old for the rich. And the cow paddies could be sold like girl guide cookies.
 
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The Oracle

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? And why exposure your balls to UV radiation at all? Do you think that you will become a superhero (Nad-Man) or something? Why do you think that they are tucked away in there so much? THEY DON'T WANT TO BE EXPOSED to fucking high-energy radiation!
They're talking about red light exposure. Not light that involves UV light from the sun or tanning booths.
 

The Oracle

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On the slopes of Mount Parnassus, Greece
Oh and drinking urine as part of urine therapy was practiced in Ayurvedic medicine.

Not really a right wing thing....Useless but not political.
 
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mandrill

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They're talking about red light exposure. Not light that involves UV light from the sun or tanning booths.
Thanks for the clarification. We were getting totally the wrong idea there.
 

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Oh and drinking urine as part of urine theory was practiced in Ayurvedic medicine.

Not really a right wing thing....Useless but not political.
No sure about that since politicians piss everyone off so much 🙄
 
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bver_hunter

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No sure about that since politicians piss everyone off so much 🙄
This former PM must have pissed off his people with his daily intake of cow urine:


But Madonna does not seem to piss people off:


This guy must have sneaked into her room and also enjoyed her pee:

 
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