Condom keeps slipping off
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Maybe your dick isn't as big as you think it is, try using finger condoms (used to protect cuts on fingers from infections)! 
Simple - condom too big. If the ones the SPs supply are slipping/off too big, just bring your own (assuming you buy the correct size) and ask them to use them
Go to Shoppers Drug Mart and ask their Pharmacist. You might have to show them your cock to fit the right size.
Try using staples, super glue, or just tight rubber bands wound around the base.
Works for me...
Works for me...
Nice, stay classy!!
What are you, 12?
What's next..." I know you are, but what am I?? "
I used to joke with girls on dates that I have a dick that is size of a baby carrot and later they would remember my joke and say no I don’t. But I guess I do! Is there a way to figure out which condom fits me best without going on a trial and error?
Yes, pick a country that has the smallest dick size in the world and that’s where I am from
Enjoy the trial and error mate - try different sizes/brands and enjoy the discovery process.
Obviously open goal question for size jokes, haha! However, if it is a serious question, make sure you dont put it on reverse. Lube will be on the inside and it will come off.
Are you being serious? Honestly I might try this if it worksTry using staples, super glue, or just tight rubber bands wound around the base.
Works for me...
Make sure you roll out the condom to the base of your cock.
Apart from that, the Campisis may have a solution to your problem.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EP7js_4S_as
Apart from that, the Campisis may have a solution to your problem.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EP7js_4S_as
This reminds me of a story you guys might find amusing. Only had a condom malfunction once in my life. Picked up a working girl from a bar and we had a wild session in a hotel room. Finished off in missionary and cuddled for quite some time joined together. Once I pulled out, it turned out the condom was ripped. I just had a sort of a sharded rubber ring around my dick and she had a massive creampie. I thought it was hot and funny but she (obviously) freaked out. She downed two bottles of water immediately to get her bladder going. While waiting for that to kick in, she hopped around the room to let gravity help to get some out, while saying OMG all the time. She had C / D cup size tits so the hopping was quite spectacular to watch for me while lying on the bed She disappeared into the bathroom to flush her pussy with the shower head, pissed a couple of times and again the shower treatment. She left all worried. I got a message from her 2 weeks later that she got her period and we joked back and forth about it. She is a low level influencer now and I sometimes watch her content. Always makes me think about her hopping around and still puts a smile on my face.
She disappeared into the bathroom to flush her pussy with the shower head, pissed a couple of times and again the shower treatment. She left all worried. I got a message from her 2 weeks later that she got her period and we joked back and forth about it. She is a low level influencer now and I sometimes watch her content. Always makes me think about her hopping around and still puts a smile on my face.