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Rebel Russian warlord Prigozhin dies in "mysterious" plane crash

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Yevgeny Prigozhin in fatal plane crash, Russian officials say

Ten die on flight from Moscow to St Petersburg, according to emergency ministry
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As the joke goes. Stalin is talking to one of his lackeys and the lackey says "Russia has so many time zones, Fearless Komrad Leader. Here in Moscow, it is noon but in Vladivostok it is already dinner time!"

And Stalin smiles and says: "True, komrad. Today at 9 AM I sent a letter of condolence regarding the death of the Polish president and his airplane didn't crash until 2 hours later!"
 
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And Trump is furiously adding to his "to do list" notes.

Twat To Do List:

1) Neutralize Matt Helm
2) Meet with Boris and Natasha
3) Enlist Rocky but not Bullwinkle
4) Corrupt Roger Ramjet
5) Shoot down planes
6) Seize power
7) Send Butler a $10 KFC gift card for all his great work on my behalf on TERB


"Man, that Putin is a genius!"
 
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HaHa!!! I guess the Russian government ran out of nerve poison.
 
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mandrill said:
www.ft.com

Yevgeny Prigozhin in fatal plane crash, Russian officials say

Ten die on flight from Moscow to St Petersburg, according to emergency ministry
www.ft.com www.ft.com

As the joke goes. Stalin is talking to one of his lackeys and the lackey says "Russia has so many time zones, Fearless Komrad Leader. Here in Moscow, it is noon but in Vladivostok it is already dinner time!"

And Stalin smiles and says: "True, komrad. Today at 9 AM I sent a letter of condolence regarding the death of the Polish president and his airplane didn't crash until 2 hours later!"
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I wonder if we need a few days for confirmation that he actually was on the plane. Seems like he'd be smarter than that.
Then again....

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1694413034150670582
 
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Frankfooter said:
I wonder if we need a few days for confirmation that he actually was on the plane. Seems like he'd be smarter than that.
Then again....

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1694413034150670582
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"Komrad friend Prigozhin. Here speaks your best friend, Komrad Leader Putin. I am have special birthday party for you at Kremlin with pretty girl in short skirt to cut birthday cake. Of course you are come to have too much good fun. I am even send special plane with special comfy seats!"
 
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toguy5252 said:
Fortunately the stable genius is the apple of putins eye so he is safe.

I am sure putin will deny any involvement very strongly.
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Funny that prigozhin was the guy in charge of troll factory that helped trump get elected in 2016 (and tried hard in 2020)
 
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toguy5252 said:
Better than falling out of a window.
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Given that Prigozhin was a sick, sadistic career criminal whose trademark method of killing was pulverizing the victim's skull and brain with a sledgehammer, one can only hope that he caught fire and burnt all the way down to the ground.
 
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