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Fortunately the stable genius is the apple of putins eye so he is safe.
I wonder if we need a few days for confirmation that he actually was on the plane. Seems like he'd be smarter than that.Subscribe to read
As the joke goes. Stalin is talking to one of his lackeys and the lackey says "Russia has so many time zones, Fearless Komrad Leader. Here in Moscow, it is noon but in Vladivostok it is already dinner time!"
And Stalin smiles and says: "True, komrad. Today at 9 AM I sent a letter of condolence regarding the death of the Polish president and his airplane didn't crash until 2 hours later!"
"Komrad friend Prigozhin. Here speaks your best friend, Komrad Leader Putin. I am have special birthday party for you at Kremlin with pretty girl in short skirt to cut birthday cake. Of course you are come to have too much good fun. I am even send special plane with special comfy seats!"
Not only will rat Putin deny any involvement but those who do will suddenly fall out of 4th story window.
Funny that prigozhin was the guy in charge of troll factory that helped trump get elected in 2016 (and tried hard in 2020)
I am hear rumour that life insurance for all Wagner guys suddenly be cancelled by insurance companies on "technicality".
Given that Prigozhin was a sick, sadistic career criminal whose trademark method of killing was pulverizing the victim's skull and brain with a sledgehammer, one can only hope that he caught fire and burnt all the way down to the ground.
